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Title: Turtle's Pug Banned for Life
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Published: Sep 16, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-09-16 10:38:10 by Turtle
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Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions that are one of the main characteristics of pugs. She even sprayed him with deodorizer, to no avail.

I told her I could dunk him in one of the two 50-gallon drums of Hai Karate I laid in when I was a teenager but even that wasn't good enough.

Poor Pug. He didn't even know what he did. Pugs never do.

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#3. To: Turtle (#0)

Yesh, those small dogs with curled up tails and exposed bungholes can produce lethal gas levels. My dad used to feed his sharpei garlic baloney sometimes and it made it impossible to be in closed spaces with him.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-09-16   12:23:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Yesh, those small dogs with curled up tails and exposed bungholes can produce lethal gas levels. My dad used to feed his sharpei garlic baloney sometimes and it made it impossible to be in closed spaces with him.

Women almost always have a more sensitive sense of smell than men. I found the dog's silent-but-deadly attack mostly amusing, but the woman in question told me she almost gagged. So, Pug has been banned.

Turtle  posted on  2012-09-16   14:34:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Couldn't you, like, stick a cork in doggies' butt when it was in the company of women? :)

X-15  posted on  2012-09-16   14:56:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Couldn't you, like, stick a cork in doggies' butt when it was in the company of women? :)

I suggested that to her but she was afraid he explode. Actually, I suggested plugging my dog with her cat (I can't stand the destructive little monster) and she at least did laugh, although she did claim I was an awful person.

Turtle  posted on  2012-09-16   15:13:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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