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Title: Turtle's Pug Banned for Life
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Published: Sep 16, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-09-16 10:38:10 by Turtle
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Comments: 14

Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions that are one of the main characteristics of pugs. She even sprayed him with deodorizer, to no avail.

I told her I could dunk him in one of the two 50-gallon drums of Hai Karate I laid in when I was a teenager but even that wasn't good enough.

Poor Pug. He didn't even know what he did. Pugs never do.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Pugism should be eradicated.

A nationwide program is needed.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-09-16   11:08:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1)

Pugism should be eradicated.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-09-16   11:31:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

Yesh, those small dogs with curled up tails and exposed bungholes can produce lethal gas levels. My dad used to feed his sharpei garlic baloney sometimes and it made it impossible to be in closed spaces with him.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-09-16   12:23:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions

Sure, blame the dog ...

‘Gentlemen, if you’ve ever thought about it,
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
~Vince Lombardi

Buzzard  posted on  2012-09-16   13:02:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Obnoxicated (#3)

Yesh, those small dogs with curled up tails and exposed bungholes can produce lethal gas levels. My dad used to feed his sharpei garlic baloney sometimes and it made it impossible to be in closed spaces with him.

Women almost always have a more sensitive sense of smell than men. I found the dog's silent-but-deadly attack mostly amusing, but the woman in question told me she almost gagged. So, Pug has been banned.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-09-16   14:34:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#5)

Couldn't you, like, stick a cork in doggies' butt when it was in the company of women? :)

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2012-09-16   14:56:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: X-15 (#6)

Couldn't you, like, stick a cork in doggies' butt when it was in the company of women? :)

I suggested that to her but she was afraid he explode. Actually, I suggested plugging my dog with her cat (I can't stand the destructive little monster) and she at least did laugh, although she did claim I was an awful person.

I sense a disturbance in the farce. Much gnashing will ensue.

Turtle  posted on  2012-09-16   15:13:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: X-15 (#6)

May the farts be with you or hopefully not.Have you thought about calling the A.C.L.U. { American Canine Liberties Union } to represent pug ?

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-04   22:35:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: All (#8)

Dear Mr. / Mrs / Ms. Miss X - 15 :

If you think Pug has a problem it's NOTHING compared to Bo's problem. See if you agree.

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Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-04   22:39:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Paul Stanner (#9)

MR. X-15, click on my name (in red) at the lower left of my post.

If Bo attacked the Lawn Jockey I'd give that dog a ham bone.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2012-10-04   23:53:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: X-15 (#10)

AT LAST !!!! Somebody with a sense of style wit and originality here at the Freedom4um suburb of Cut And Paste World. !!! By the way you do realize that " Lawn Jockey " is a very un - P.C. term don't you? lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-05   0:08:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Turtle, christine (#0)


"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.” ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2012-10-22   21:45:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: wudidiz (#12)

Those are bulldogs, which are also known for gas attacks.

Women’s liberation is freedom from the authority of men. Men’s liberation is the freedom from responsibility to women.

Turtle  posted on  2012-10-22   22:15:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Turtle (#13)

Flatulence?????

Cynicom  posted on  2012-10-22   22:22:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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