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Title: You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If…
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URL Source: http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2012/0 ... -are-a-conspiracy-theorist-if/
Published: Sep 22, 2012
Author: Michael Krieger
Post Date: 2012-09-24 19:37:12 by Esso
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Views: 220
Comments: 8
You are capable of critical thinking. You distrust mainstream media. You like nature. You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China. You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane. You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda. You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search. You have read a book in the past year. You think you have the right to protest. You think the War on Terror is a scam. You think the War on Drugs is a scam. You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are. You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country. You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act. You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are. You question whether the government loves you. You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs. You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account. You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single. You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs. You think corporations aren’t people. You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist. You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream. He’s still a bad guy. You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people. You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975. You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines. If they are unable, their children should go. You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming. You grow your own food. You buy raw milk. You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations. You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year. You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda. You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea. If you answered yes to more than five of the above, you might be a conspiracy theorist. You also may be on the government’s terror watch list. Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought. Best of luck comrades,
Mike
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#1. To: Esso (#0)
I was with ya till this one. Commie. RFD, all the time. "Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
Esso, where is the love? lol " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
Well, I love ya, but I ain't got the goobermunt's trillions. Macaroni & cheese for you! Maybe, if you are REALLY good, Santa will bring you a printing press for Christmas. You too can have trillions, heck go for gazillions! : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
Add these to the list: You believe in Jesus Christ and tolerate no other gods You don't believe in sending our troops overseas to fight the big bankers wars. If you answered yes to more than five of the above, you might be a conspiracy theorist. You also may be on the government’s terror watch list. Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought. : ) Beam me up, Lord.
I just don't see why the troops don't lay down their arms due to the fact that they swore an oath to follow and defend the Constitution, and then Congress violates that very same constitution by sending them off to fight without declaring war. You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#2. To: Esso (#0)
You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT
#3. To: Esso (#0)
You question whether the government loves you.
#4. To: abraxas (#3)
Esso, where is the love? lol
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#5. To: Esso (#4)
Well, I love ya, but I ain't got the goobermunt's trillions.
#6. To: Esso (#0)
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#7. To: purplerose (#6)
You don't believe in sending our troops overseas to fight the big bankers wars.
-Alex Kurtagic
#8. To: X-15 (#7)
The oath they swore to was to the United Nations. And of course, the U.N. does not represent the U.S. nor the Constitution. "I just don't see why the troops don't lay down their arms due to the fact that they swore an oath..."
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