Title: How Turtle Understands Women so Well Source:
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Woman: How do you understand women so well?
Turtle: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Now figure out what movie that's from. And it's not "The Life and Loves of Turtle." That one hasn't been made yet.
I looked it up and the woman asked, 'How do you write women so well?'
The dialogue read like a can't watch film.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I looked it up and the woman asked, 'How do you write women so well?'
Turtle changed it to fit TurtleWorld.
It's an awful film, except for that one classic comment.
Women cannot tell you what they want because they do not consciously know what they want. Their desires can only be ascertained by their actions, not their assertions.
Thanks for the confirmation, but there was one other line regarding shampooing his crotch, which seemed appropriate.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
You and your shoe Harem need to be put away before you harm yourself.
Turtle smirks in your general direction.
Women cannot tell you what they want because they do not consciously know what they want. Their desires can only be ascertained by their actions, not their assertions.