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Title: How Turtle Understands Women so Well
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Published: Oct 1, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-10-01 17:29:25 by Turtle
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Views: 507
Comments: 9

Woman: How do you understand women so well?

Turtle: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Now figure out what movie that's from. And it's not "The Life and Loves of Turtle." That one hasn't been made yet.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

I looked it up and the woman asked, 'How do you write women so well?'

The dialogue read like a can't watch film.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-10-01   17:45:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

You and your shoe Harem need to be put away before you harm yourself.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-10-01   17:49:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#1)

I looked it up and the woman asked, 'How do you write women so well?'

Turtle changed it to fit TurtleWorld.

It's an awful film, except for that one classic comment.

Women cannot tell you what they want because they do not consciously know what they want. Their desires can only be ascertained by their actions, not their assertions.

Turtle  posted on  2012-10-01   17:50:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#3)

Thanks for the confirmation, but there was one other line regarding shampooing his crotch, which seemed appropriate.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-10-01   17:52:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Cynicom (#2)

You and your shoe Harem need to be put away before you harm yourself.

Turtle smirks in your general direction.

Women cannot tell you what they want because they do not consciously know what they want. Their desires can only be ascertained by their actions, not their assertions.

Turtle  posted on  2012-10-01   18:05:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)

what movie that's from....

Actually, the quote was first uttered by John Updike.

“How do you write women so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.”

John Updike quotes (American writer, b.1932)

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-10-01   19:35:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#0)

Jack did deliver it well however:

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-10-01   19:37:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Turtle (#0)

Damn you're smooth.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-10-01   23:54:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Turtle (#7)

I want my prize !!

Give it UP !!

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-10-03   13:54:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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