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Title: Little Johnny
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Published: Oct 5, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-10-05 19:14:50 by Lod
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The teacher asks the kids in class "What do you want to be when you grow up? How about you, Johnny?"

"I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari to drive, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, not knowing how to handle this bad behavior, decides to ignore what he said continues the lesson.

"And you, Maria?"

"Well Miss," she replies, "I guess I want to be Johnny's bitch."

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

Maria is a smart girl !! Hell I want to be Johnny's bitch !!! lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-05   19:40:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Who doesn't?

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#3. To: Lod (#2)

That's it in a nutshell. lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-05 19:58:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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