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Title: The Napping Panda Od Sichuan { Ch.1 }
Source: The Kleveland Kracker Korner
URL Source: http://www.klevelandkrackerkorner.c ... ing-panda-of-sichuan-ch-1.html
Published: Oct 19, 2012
Author: Paul Stanner
Post Date: 2012-10-19 23:24:26 by Paul Stanner
Keywords: China, Halloween, The Napping Panda Of Sichuan, The Yellow Knights Of The HaNa
Views: 744
Comments: 31

Halloween Chinese style OR maybe not!!! lol

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What is the ratio of male/female students there?

Thanks.

Lod  posted on  2012-10-20   9:10:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

That was a great gag, Paul.

If you'd tried that in the Gulf, the Beards would have seen to it that you were securely detained, and your consulate would negotiate a release and help to get you on the first flight back to Cincinnati or wherever.

randge  posted on  2012-10-20   9:42:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Some people have absolutley ZERO sense of humor the HaNazee chief amongst them. lol It's such delicious fun terrorizing them because of that. lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-20   21:37:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

HaNazee

Now you have to translate that for us. I'm zero level Mandarin.

randge  posted on  2012-10-20   21:40:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

90 % of the Chinese population are of the Han ethnic group. About 50 % of them have very nasty Nazi political ideas. I suppose to be absolutley correct I should call them HaNazis but I live here and the HaNazee are not stupid. They are however as vicious as a feminist in divorce court. I have no wish to be an involuntary organ donor at a " hospital " in Liaoning Province. I hope that cleared it up for you.

By the way the next time you see pics / vids of the Chinese military marching watch carefully and tell me who they remind you of.

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-21   1:31:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Doh! (Head slap.)

I git the joke now. Han Nazi.

What do you expect? Uncounted generations of ethic homogeneity keeping the Mongols, Manchu, Tibetans & whatever else they got over there under their thumbs.

You were looking for New England town meetings??

randge  posted on  2012-10-21   13:53:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You're a quick learner. I think you should ask me to explain the meaning of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao's name now. I was actually expecting a grain of truth at least in all the P.R. " spin " I heard about China before I came here. It's way past time for China to join the rest of us in the 21st Century. I'm afraid that the only thing that will convice them to join us is an acute self administered attitude adjustment on their parts which will take place when The Ghastly Apparition A.K.A. Chairman Mao rises from the dead or failing that a serious " bitch slapping " on our parts or maybe the Japanese could do it again. lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-21   16:56:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I think you should ask me to explain the meaning of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao's name now.

I'm guessing that he's related to Emperor Ai Don No.

randge  posted on  2012-10-21   17:13:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Emperor Ai Don No.

LOL! Sweet.

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2012-10-21   17:16:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

When you are a foreign teacher in China there are four phrases that your students will constantly say to you so you'd be wise to learn them eary -- ting bu dong = I didn't hear clearly , wo bu ming bai = I didn't understand , wo wang le = I forgot and my personal favorite which I hear constantly all day every day in China - wo bu zhi dao = I don't know. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao was a Demonic genius !! He made damn sure the Chinese world would never forget his name. Sheer brilliance on his part. lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-21   17:52:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

How long do you plan to tempt your (tenuous) grip on sanity over there?

Or is it an incident by incident decision?

Lod  posted on  2012-10-21   18:12:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Life is no fun unless you dance with the Devil quite frequently. I actually have a very good life here. The frustration and stupidity does get to me though. I'll be here for the foreseeable future. What would I have to write about in America?

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-21   19:42:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

What would I have to write about in America?

Probably about the same thing you deal with in those students and your co-workers. Frustration and stupidity thrives extremely well in our American classrooms too. Hell, we are passing students from high school who can't write a complete sentence and cannot spell. And on the so-called higher levels of education we hire professors based on affirmation action policies knowing that so-called professor is illiterate and can't write at all.

And to make matters even more laughable, we have our State Senators and members of U.S. Congress referring to America as a "democracy" when actually it is not and never was built on a democracy. It never occurred to those idiots we pay in Washington D.C., USA, that America was built under a republic.

purplerose  posted on  2012-10-21   20:04:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Purple Rose you have a keen sense of the obvious and not just the merely obvious but the incredibly obvious. The mundane obvious escapes most Americans these days. lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-22   0:54:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Well that is because I read between the lines what the author's intended focal point is in the article. It's something I learned while in acting school for several years. We had to get some plays from Samuel French's acting and film bookstore in Studio City, CA and read the plays to understand the playwriter on each character portrayed. It's called inference reading. In order to understand the play, its more than just knowing your lines. You have to know your character, understand what your character wants and needs and what their obstacles are. Inference reading gives one a sense of intuition and ability to understand the playwrights intentions which is pretty much what a director would want from the actor. One of my favorite plays is Madame Butterfly written by John Luther Long and was later turned into an opera performance. I believe the movie, "The Crying Game" idea was borrowed or taken from Madame Butterfly.

purplerose  posted on  2012-10-22   16:01:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Well then you should have absolutley no problem understanding the characters and knowing who they are in my re-write of 5,000 years of Chinese history and culture. You can start with The Birth Of The Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose which is posted here.

Please do let me know what you think.

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-23   19:58:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You can start with The Birth Of The Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose which is posted here.

Would you please post that linked story. Thank you, Paul. :)

purplerose  posted on  2012-10-24   15:45:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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