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Title: A Cowboy's Tombstone
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Published: Nov 3, 2012
Author: Anonymous
Post Date: 2012-11-03 20:41:26 by Turtle
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Comments: 11

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other, or you could end up dead like me.

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#1. To: Turtle, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your gun, hat, and boots?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy........

.... and, here I am".................

SEE.... BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............

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