Ring, ring. Nimrod Goldberg: Hello?
Mossad: Nimrod Goldberg?
Nimrod: And who wants to speak to Nimrod Goldberg?
Mossad: Nimrod, this is Mossad.
Nimrod: And why would Mossad be calling Nimrod Goldberg?
Mossad: We're calling to warn you we've planted explosives in the WTC, where you work. We're going to remote-control some airliners into both buildings, and set off the explosives. We're calling to warn all the Jews to stay home on 9-11, when we pull this off.
Nimrod: BWAHAHA!!! That's a good one. Okay, who is this, really?
Mossad: This really is Mossad, Nimrod.
Nimrod: Okay, I'll play along. My wife and child are Christian and the work in the WTC. What about them?
Mossad: If they're not Jews they have to die.
Nimrod: Okay, this isn't funny anymore, asshole. I'm calling the police.
Click.