When my father was 14 years old he and some friends got drunk and took the bus to the big city and got tattoos. His is on his right bicep and says "Bob." I asked him if he was afraid of forgetting his name.
I told a girl one time my name had Bs and Os in it and she said "Obo?" I told another one it was three letters and had Bs and Os in it and she said, "Jack? Bill?"