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Title: Turtle on Driving His Car
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Published: Nov 4, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-11-04 21:54:42 by Turtle
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Views: 339
Comments: 10

A few days ago things were not going well while driving my car, and I was cursing mightily. When I looked over, the woman in my passenger seat had her hands over her ears.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

She should have had you pull over, then beat you severely.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-11-04   22:07:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1)

She should have had you pull over, then beat you severely.

Today she asked me for a bite of whatever I had in my hand, so I licked it and gave it to her. She laughed but wouldn't eat it, so I gave it to my pug, who did eat it. She told me I'm funny but gross. Actually, I had a rather well-known writer refer to me as "a barbarian and a gentleman." Pretty accurate description, I think.

There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.

Turtle  posted on  2012-11-04   22:15:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#2)

Actually, I had a rather well-known writer refer to me as "a barbarian and a gentleman." Pretty accurate description, I think.

Well he is half right.

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tom007  posted on  2012-11-04   22:18:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: tom007 (#3)

Well he is half right.

Watch it there, buster, or I'll put the Curse of the Shrinking Penis on you.

There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.

Turtle  posted on  2012-11-04   22:26:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#2)

Actually, I had a rather well-known writer refer to me as "a barbarian and a gentleman." Pretty accurate description, I think.

You made that up.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-11-04   22:38:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)

the woman in my passenger seat had her hands over her ears.

Get a new muffler for your car.

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X-15  posted on  2012-11-04   22:47:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle, tom007 (#4)

the Curse of the Shrinking Penis

That sounds like a good title for your autobiography.

It would certainly explain a number of things.

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his commitment to excellence.’
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Buzzard  posted on  2012-11-05   7:04:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Cynicom (#5)

You made that up.

It was L. Neal Smith. So there.

There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.

Turtle  posted on  2012-11-05   7:55:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Turtle (#8)

Your nose is so long, you have to have it in a holster.

hehehehehehe snicker

Cynicom  posted on  2012-11-05   8:44:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Buzzard, Cynicom (#7)

You should be horsewhipped. And you. And you! And you, too!

There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.

Turtle  posted on  2012-11-05   9:10:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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