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Title: Turtle on Driving His Car
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Published: Nov 4, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-11-04 21:54:42 by Turtle
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Comments: 10
A few days ago things were not going well while driving my car, and I was cursing mightily. When I looked over, the woman in my passenger seat had her hands over her ears.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
She should have had you pull over, then beat you severely.
Today she asked me for a bite of whatever I had in my hand, so I licked it and gave it to her. She laughed but wouldn't eat it, so I gave it to my pug, who did eat it. She told me I'm funny but gross. Actually, I had a rather well-known writer refer to me as "a barbarian and a gentleman." Pretty accurate description, I think. There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Well he is half right. Watch it there, buster, or I'll put the Curse of the Shrinking Penis on you. There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
You made that up.
Get a new muffler for your car.
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
She should have had you pull over, then beat you severely.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
Actually, I had a rather well-known writer refer to me as "a barbarian and a gentleman." Pretty accurate description, I think.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#4. To: tom007 (#3)
Well he is half right.
#5. To: Turtle (#2)
Actually, I had a rather well-known writer refer to me as "a barbarian and a gentleman." Pretty accurate description, I think.
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
the woman in my passenger seat had her hands over her ears.
-Alex Kurtagic
#7. To: Turtle, tom007 (#4)
That sounds like a good title for your autobiography. It would certainly explain a number of things. the Curse of the Shrinking Penis
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
#8. To: Cynicom (#5)
It was L. Neal Smith. So there. You made that up.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
Your nose is so long, you have to have it in a holster. hehehehehehe snicker
#10. To: Buzzard, Cynicom (#7)
You should be horsewhipped. And you. And you! And you, too!
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
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