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Title: When Turtle Takes Over and Rules
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Published: Nov 11, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-11-11 13:08:26 by Turtle
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Views: 495
Comments: 12

In the Grand Duchy of Turtle (in-between Brigadoon and the Grand Duchy of Fenwick) there shall be no blacks, no Jews, no Latinos and no Asians. There won't be any white trash, either.

Nearly everything will be legal. There will no gun laws, no drug laws, and for that matter, no liberals. There will be no central banks and no corporations.

That covers about 99% of the problems.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

no Asians

Aw come on.

How about at least giving some cute little Korean massage girls a nonresident work permit?

‘Gentlemen, if you’ve ever thought about it,
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
~Vince Lombardi

Buzzard  posted on  2012-11-11   13:53:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Buzzard (#1)

How about at least giving some cute little Korean massage girls a nonresident work permit?

Where I live all the "massage parlors" are run by Asian women. For some odd reason the cops keep closing them down. I don't get it. I mean, all they are offering are massages, right?

There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.

Turtle  posted on  2012-11-11   14:05:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#2)

There's never a happy ending when the cops are involved.

Don't blame me. I didn't vote.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-11-11   14:26:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Buzzard (#1)

How about at least giving some cute little Korean massage girls a nonresident work permit?

hey, what's wrong with us fat old white girls?


Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-11-11   21:41:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: farmfriend, turtle (#4)

hey, what's wrong with us fat old white girls?

Nothing.

Based upon my reading , the rules of Turtlestan would allow you residence without special consideration. Although the Grand Duchy itself would have to make the final determination.

‘Gentlemen, if you’ve ever thought about it,
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
~Vince Lombardi

Buzzard  posted on  2012-11-12   17:46:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Buzzard (#5)

yeah but you still want messages from cute little asians. again, what is wrong with us old fat gals?


Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-11-12   20:54:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: farmfriend, turtle (#6)

yeah but you still want messages from cute little asians. again, what is wrong with us old fat gals?

I got a massage from a "big beautiful" woman over the weekend.
She did a darn good job too. Even massaged my ass.

In the Grand Douche of Turtle, will public nudity be allowed? It so where do I sign up.


Anyone offended by this post, click here.


"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2012-11-12   22:40:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: farmfriend, turtle (#6)

yeah but you still want messages from cute little asians. again, what is wrong with us old fat gals?

Let's not lose sight of the big picture here. We are conversing about life in the fantasy world of a semi-literate mollusk. : )

Having reestablished the context, now let me say that nothing which follows is directed specifically to you. For all I know you could, in actuality, be Christina Aguilera or Claudia Schiffer.

Now, to the question you posed. For me it boils down to the "special skills" one can offer.

Enjoying the experience of having one's vertebrae being "cracked" by the toes of a sweet little thing is a pleasure not to be missed.

Again, directing nothing to you personally, the thought of having the average walmart shopper standing on my back scares the hell out of me. Dislocated ribs, ruptured disks, internal organ damage ..... No thanks.

But to each his (her) own.

Vive la différence.

‘Gentlemen, if you’ve ever thought about it,
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
~Vince Lombardi

Buzzard  posted on  2012-11-13   7:19:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Buzzard (#8)

...internal organ damage ..... No thanks.

"I can taste my spleen!" - Al Bundy

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2012-11-13   7:33:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Buzzard (#8)

We are conversing about life in the fantasy world of a semi-literate mollusk. : )

I are not a mollusk. I are a reptile.

There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.

Turtle  posted on  2012-11-13   8:44:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle (#10)

I are a reptile.

A reptile that LOVES smelly olde shoes.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-11-13   8:55:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Turtle, 4 (#10)

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-11-13   8:57:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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