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Published: Nov 13, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-11-13 09:05:36 by Turtle
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much more unpleasant in real life than here (although I'm not really unpleasant here).
Example: a "black preacher" walks into my shop and puts his business card in front of me. He's no preacher, just a con man soliciting money.
Me: The sign on the door says no solicitors. You didn't even read it. Leave right now or I'll call the police.

Bum: Do you have some spare change for a taco?
Me: (getting out of my car with my girlfriend): Get lost.
Bum: Yes sir! Have a nice day sir!

I'm walking into my girlfriend's apartment at 6 AM.
Porch monkey on his porch: Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
Me: No you can't. You want money or a ride. Don't ever talk to me again.
Porch monkey: What?
Me: You heard me just fine.

It just never ends with these people.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
I'm walking into my girlfriend's apartment at 6 AM.

I hope you called first.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2012-11-13 9:16:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Hmmmmm (#1)
I hope you called first.

I have a key and she expected me. And the reason the porch monkey was up at 6 am is because he has no job and is on welfare. He also tried to make the moves on my girlfriend when I wasn't there. That ended real fast.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Turtle posted on 2012-11-13 9:27:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
You must hang out in the wrong places. I live in the same part of Missouri as you do and I bet I don't see more than two or three blacks a week - and I live in a city of more than 150000 people.
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown

I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT!
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.
F.A. Hayek Fan posted on 2012-11-13 9:30:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#3)
I live in the same part of Missouri as you do

I actually moved to the Southwest because I had a chance go open up a business. The weird thing here is that there are a lot of "Latinos" who pretty much don't bother whites but boy they hate blacks and told me they are going to get rid of them.
That's why people who think there's some sort of monolithic Democratic bloc allied against whites don't really know what's going on. And blacks hate Asians.
I lived in St. Louis for a while and the blacks were attacking the Vietnamese so much all of them just up and moved farther south to be with white people.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Turtle posted on 2012-11-13 9:38:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Turtle (#4)
The weird thing here is that there are a lot of "Latinos" who pretty much don't bother whites but boy they hate blacks and told me they are going to get rid of them.

There are definitely a lot of Hispanics, especially around Monett and Carthage. Anywhere where there is a Tyson's, Georges, or Butterball plant really. Springfield and Joplin also have a lot of them in the construction industry. Hell they even own their own companies now.
And blacks hate Asians.
That's because most blacks are lazy and stupid and can't figure out why they are having such hard lives and they see Asians come over and succeed and hate them for it. People can say whatever they want about Asians but most work their asses off to succeed.
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown

I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT!
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.
F.A. Hayek Fan posted on 2012-11-13 9:58:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
Why does your girlfriend live near porch monkeys?
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2012-11-13 11:15:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#3)
I live in the same part of Missouri as you do and I bet I don't see more than two or three blacks a week - and I live in a city of more than 150000 people.

Jesus. Sounds like heaven.
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2012-11-13 11:16:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#6)
Why does your girlfriend live near porch monkeys?

It's her only hope of getting sumpin on the side. Ohhh! It's twue, it's twue!
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2012-11-13 11:22:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#7)
Jesus. Sounds like heaven.

It is definitely much better than most areas of the South. There are counties in SW Missouri (McDonald county being one - or used to be anyway) where there is literally not a single black person in the entire county. Of course there are no jobs either, but that's another story.
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown

I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT!
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.
F.A. Hayek Fan posted on 2012-11-13 11:23:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Turtle (#4)
That's why people who think there's some sort of monolithic Democratic bloc allied against whites don't really know what's going on.

It gives us an opening.
Provided the "conservatives" can be killed.
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2012-11-13 11:24:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#7)
I live in the same part of Missouri as you do and I bet I don't see more than two or three blacks a week - and I live in a city of more than 150000 people.
Jesus. Sounds like heaven.

I used to go to Branson with an ex-girlfriend and there are no blacks there. I saw a black couple as tourists and did a double-take when I saw them. I was actually a little embarrassed.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Turtle posted on 2012-11-13 11:32:42 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#6)
Why does your girlfriend live near porch monkeys?

She lives in an apartment complex.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Turtle posted on 2012-11-13 11:33:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Hmmmmm (#8)
It's her only hope of getting sumpin on the side. Ohhh! It's twue, it's twue!

I busted out laughing when I read that.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-11-13 11:35:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: James Deffenbach (#13)
I busted out laughing when I read that.

Whoever would have thought that one of the funniest movies of all time (IMO) would turn out to be as prescient as 1984 or Brave New World. Of course when I read them I thought "This is bat shit crazy".
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2012-11-13 12:49:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Turtle (#0)
The First Native American Indian on the ISS
Houushtunn.....Houushhtunn.......you got cigarette Housshtunn?

Parrot with speed dial posted on 2012-11-13 14:09:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Turtle (#0)
i don't like green eggs and ham

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-11-13 19:38:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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