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Title: ear Red States: We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.
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Published: Nov 24, 2012
Author: mw
Post Date: 2012-11-24 15:08:28 by tom007
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Dear Red States: We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving. We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A). To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico. Sincerely, Citizen of the Enlightened States of America
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
Please speed it up.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken Exactly, and don't forget to take the federal reserve and those frn's as well.
Yeah, and they need to be sure to take the Kenyan they all seem so fond of.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
MY thoughts exactly. Let them keep what they like as long as they stay on their side of the fence. _______________________________________________________________________________ The US government has declared civil war on itself. Its lust for war grew so great... Liberty before death. We run , we live, We fight again, till we win. We did not start this fight. We damn sure did not willingly pay our taxes to buy the bullets and drones that shall be used to kill us. We will correct the violations of this rogue nation....our rogue nation. We will fix this because nobody else can. You will work to help me help us all to fix this failure. After you're done educating yourself,Take Action!!!
That's OK by me, we'll let you keep the former slaves since you constantly cry about them being mistreated in the former Confederacy. As an added bonus, we'll dump all the illegal mexicons on your doorstep, too. Merry Christmas!!!
#2. To: Lod (#1)
Please speed it up.
#3. To: 2dollarbill (#2)
#4. To: Lod (#1)
Please speed it up.
#5. To: tom007 (#0)
(Edited)
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
-Alex Kurtagic
#6. To: X-15 (#5)
It's not gonna be that easy, X.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#7. To: Esso (#6)
All that the New Confederacy has to do is ban Section 8 housing allowances: they'll leave faster than you can say "Jenkem!!"
-Alex Kurtagic
#8. To: tom007 (#0)
LMAO! That is great news. What they really get is a gang of freaks that mate with the wrong sex, kill their babies, and are too stupid to realize they are alienating all the folks they tax the hell out of to exist. Let the freaks go. They will soon be extinct to the benefit of all the rest of humanity. We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.
#9. To: Lod (#1)
The problem with his idea is that the so called "blue states" are not entirely blue. Most of them have large rural areas where politics is still constitutionalist in nature that are overwhelmed in elections by their urban areas where most of the Socialists and "Liberals" actually live. I live in a constitutionalist leaning county in California as a forinstance that has even recently made an attempt to secede from the state with other Constitutionalist leaning counties to form a new State of Sierra that would be separate from California's "fruits and nuts" as well as its rediculous regulations on virtually everything.
Ezekiel 13:20 Wherefore thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly.
#10. To: Lod (#1)
How might we assist ? Please speed it up.
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
#11. To: tom007 (#0)
This mope has overlooked the financing !
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
#12. To: tom007 (#0)
If it was for everything in-between the East and West Coasts would be insignificant coastal states like Chile'.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
#13. To: Coral Snake (#9)
Nice! I'd like for my subdivision to secede from Travis county. I live in a constitutionalist leaning county in California as a forinstance that has even recently made an attempt to secede from the state with other Constitutionalist leaning counties to form a new State of Sierra that would be separate from California's "fruits and nuts" as well as its rediculous regulations on virtually everything.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#14. To: tom007 (#0)
OMG, us red states might never win basketball at the Olympics ever again. Tragic!
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
#15. To: tom007 (#0)
Lets do it at the county level. Delete Cook county, and Illinois is a red state. Thomas Jefferson was right.
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
#16. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#15)
Delete Cook county and deecee and the world's a much, much better place; include Tel Aviv while we're at it.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#17. To: Lod (#16)
All should agree on that one. e; include Tel Aviv while we're at it.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
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