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Title: Lorraine
Source: ebaumsworld.com
URL Source: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/434716/
Published: Dec 1, 2012
Author: ?
Post Date: 2012-12-01 21:19:24 by F.A. Hayek Fan
Keywords: None
Views: 255
Comments: 4

There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."

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#1. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#0)

That was terrible.

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2012-12-01   21:23:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#1)

That was terrible.

LOL! I know. LOL! It still made me laugh though.

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F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2012-12-01   21:26:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#0) (Edited)

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#4. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#0)

That was so awfully bad that it was in fact terribly good!!! { How is that for Orwellian double speak}

john stadtmiller  posted on  2012-12-02   13:15:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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