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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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Views: 3670
Comments: 104

I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay).

I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it.

In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.

That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment).

Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.

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#9. To: Turtle (#0)

If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.

Ladies must pass my first test before even getting the chance to receive flowers.

If, after opening the car door for them, they don't reach over and unlock my door, they won't get a call for a second date. Even if I got laid that night.

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#10. To: Buzzard, those poor bastards still dating, 4 (#9)

Over three decades ago when I was single, I had two vehicles, the first was a four-door 1956 Plymouth...if things went well on the first date, the next ride was in a MB SL.

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