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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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Views: 3053
Comments: 104

I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay).

I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it.

In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.

That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment).

Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.

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I do the delivery for my shop so I know what the flowers look like when I drop them off.

A few ago I got a phone call from a customer about one hour after I dropped it off. Since I answered the phone she had no idea I also did the delivery.

"That arraignment was pathetic!"

"What exactly was wrong with it?"

"It was pathetic!"

"And what do you want us to do?"

"Come get it!"

"That was a 50-mile round trip."

That comment bounced right off her female brain.

"Well if I had liked it you wouldn't have to come get it!"

"I'm not going to come get it. Just keep it and get a refund."

Now the interesting thing about this is that when she opened her door she had a hostile face. On top of that, she barely cracked the door because her two or three big dogs wanted to get out and chew on me.

It didn't surprise me at all she complained.

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