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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay). I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it. In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything. That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment). Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.
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#18. To: christine (#15)
How do you feel about jaded, cynical Esso Bees? :P Well, I guess it is supposed to be hip to be a homo now. So, how do YOU feel about jaded, cynical Esso Bees?* *My wife is only 94 lbs. but she's tough. Might be a pretty good scrap. That's the "best" method. Women will "always" make their desires known. Besides, they can't take it if you ignore them. (They can't help thinking - Oh, what's wrong with me ???) Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country. "Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
"tease" Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country. "Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
LOL!!! Some insurance for your old age, eh???
Yep, that was my experience also. Just go about your life and let events unfold on their own. One other valuable tip I'd pass along to the younger set is, learn how to become friends with women. This gets easier with age and it's a real door opener.
LOL! Everyone wants those of us who are straight to believe it is. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
you're thoughtful, sweet, and white. ;) oh, and resourceful!
I'm in SouthWestern Ohio, just a skip n a jump ;)
I'd bang you till you screamed for me to stop and then beg me for some more ;) See I can tease too ;)
True that.
So true. Birthdays and Christmas are the gift giving days beotches, now make me a samwich !!
I dedicate this field of bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes to all the women of Freedom4um: :) i'm one woman who appreciates thoughtful, sweet white men.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#19. To: Hmmmmm (#16)
Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#20. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
I would be clueless as to how to behave toward women today. I'd most likely let them make the first move, which is what I did as a kid and a young man.
#21. To: christine (#15)
ahem...if i were single, i'd be interested...and i'm one woman who appreciates thoughtful, sweet white men. ;)
#22. To: Hmmmmm (#16)
Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.
#23. To: noone222, the Flower Club (#20)
Women will "always" make their desires known
#24. To: Esso (#19)
Well, I guess it is supposed to be hip to be a homo now.
#25. To: Esso (#18)
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
#27. To: christine (#15)
ahem...if i were single, i'd be interested..
#28. To: purplerose (#17)
Some of us actually have some class. But we're becoming a rare breed.
#29. To: X-15 (#12)
#30. To: Lysander_Spooner (#26)
(Edited)
#31. To: purplerose, christine, farmfriend, abraxas, phant2000, All the women of Freedom4um (#17)
-Alex Kurtagic
#32. To: X-15 (#31)
You wily ol' debil, you!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#33. To: James Deffenbach (#32)
Sorry, I can't talk right now, my mailbox just got busy ;-)
-Alex Kurtagic
#34. To: X-15, Jethro Tull (#33)
Better be sure you got one of those sticks like JT and I were talking about and keep it handy.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#35. To: X-15 (#31)
I like the little yellow one there in the middle.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
#36. To: X-15 (#33)
ahhhh, so pretty. Sorry, I can't talk right now, my mailbox just got busy ;-)
#37. To: Lysander_Spooner (#27)
XXX XXX XXX I'd bang you till you screamed for me to stop and then beg me for some more ;)
Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country.
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
#38. To: X-15 (#31) (Edited)
Wow! Thanks, X-15. I should bring my picnic basket. Then, I'll do the Mary Poppins move here. I think I blink I do a double blink, I'll close my eyes and jump.
#39. To: X-15 (#31)
So lovely! Thanks much, X-15. You're a gent. I put them in my Pictures library.
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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
#40. To: X-15 (#31)
Well, since the wimmins seem to like flowers I thought I would pass some out too. 
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#41. To: James Deffenbach (#40)
They are breath taking - stunning! - sigh, yes, we 4um wimmins love our flowers.
#42. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8) (Edited)
You need to add a couple of assets to your list and then you'll have to beat off wimmin with a stick: A. buy a pair of wire-rim glasses ( =sensitivity) like this guy: www.youtube.com/watch? v=rj4J6i_vw0w B. grow a beard but keep it short and clipped - ditto for your hair style - (=gainfully employed) like here: www.youtube.com/watch? v=AscPOozwYA8 C. also if you can buy a Subaru Outback (=sporty, down to earth) or a small BMW coupe 135i (=cool without being ostentatious) it would be helpful - yes, I know BMW is rear wheel drive and not very practical for Ohio winters, but those cars look mega fun to drive! D. wearing anything wide wale corduroy (=understated sexy) - Nordstrom's has the best pants! Do those 4 things and you'll be a shoe-in for Honey Heaven Happily Ever After, guaranteed. I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms
#43. To: scrapper2 (#42)
Real men would rather take a beating than wear anything corduroy, anything!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#44. To: Lod (#43)
Otoh, if real men want to have their woman purr, they will wear corduroy. If you don't believe me, ask your wife. Real men would rather take a beating than wear anything corduroy, anything!
#45. To: scrapper2, guys here, 4 (#44) (Edited)
There's lots better ways to please a woman. Even Mrs.L has zero corduroy gear. Trust me, men don't wear corduroy or plaids (except Pendleton wool); they truly do not. Seasonal camo-gear is a better bet for judging manliness.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#46. To: X-15 (#31)
That field reminds me of nicest bouquet I ever bought for wife. It was 12 red roses, 12 irises and baby's breath. Simple and beautiful.
"The Best Way to Control the Opposition is to Lead it." Vladimir Lenin "I am not a Marxist." Karl Marx
#47. To: Lod, Lysander_Spooner (#45)
So who buys the men's corduroy pants at Nordstrom's? They ain't gonna stock 'em if they can't sell 'em. Lod, seasonal camo is not sexy to unattached females who Lysander wants to get to attract. Lysander - forget the seasonal camo garb until after the marriage -trust me -then she can't dump you. Also, black or dark navy blue gabardine wool suits worn with open collared shirts are tres sexy, LS, like this: Seasonal camo-gear is a better bet for judging manliness.
#48. To: X-15 (#31)
Wow, I saved that pic and put it on home screen on my iPhone. It looks wicked cool! Thanks!
"The Best Way to Control the Opposition is to Lead it." Vladimir Lenin "I am not a Marxist." Karl Marx
#49. To: scrapper2, LySan, 4, corduroy lovers, real men (#47)
Get with the camo-program people! Secede! from the faggy conventions.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#50. To: Dead Culture Watch (#48)
You're welcome!
-Alex Kurtagic
#51. To: Lysander_Spooner (#29)
You left out St. Valentine's Day. Don't ever forget St. Valentine's Day: That Day Counts The Most For Women.
-Alex Kurtagic
#52. To: X-15, gay florists, 3 (#51)
For many years now, I've secured two long-stem, yellow roses w/babies-breath, and that works here.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#53. To: Lod, Turtle (#52)
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
#54. To: scrapper2 (#42)
I keep one with me at all times for just such purposes. I hope I might have to use it before I die. ahaha. You need to add a couple of assets to your list and then you'll have to beat off wimmin with a stick:
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#55. To: purplerose (#38)
I've got room for one picnic basket in the trunk of my convertible: Do the shades make me look like Steve McQueen?? :) 
-Alex Kurtagic
#56. To: X-15 (#55)
I think it's the fact that is is Steve McQueen in the car is what makes it look like him---shhhhh.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#57. To: scrapper2 (#42)
hahahaha, scrapper. i love it.
#58. To: Lysander_Spooner (#27)
gasp!!!!! :P
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