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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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Views: 3036
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I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay). I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it. In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything. That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment). Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
A couple years ago I took a 'liking' to a young lady at the Optometrists office, she was a technician. I asked a lady friend of mine who is married how I should approach this. She recommended I drop off flowers and a nice note. I did just that. The next time I went in for my eye exam, she confronted me, and told me she did not appreciate it, it made her feel very uncomfortable, and she would not accept gifts from me in the future. I shrugged it off, next time I saw her she was toting diapers and a halfrican kid, whew, I thought I had dodged that bullet. The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!
There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.
Agreed. But, today it is most of them, and getting worse. It is odd, they walk around half dressed, tatted up, facebook photos that say look at me look at me and when you do, it is "EEK A MAN!!!" I have trained myself to ignore them, not talk to them, and walk away. I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms, but these sluts all want a thug halfrican baby, go figure.
Well, not all us gals are sluts. Some of us actually have some class. But we're becoming a rare breed.
I dedicate this field of bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes to all the women of Freedom4um: :)
Wow! Thanks, X-15. I should bring my picnic basket. Then, I'll do the Mary Poppins move here. I think I blink I do a double blink, I'll close my eyes and jump.
I've got room for one picnic basket in the trunk of my convertible: Do the shades make me look like Steve McQueen?? :)
I think it's the fact that is is Steve McQueen in the car is what makes it look like him---shhhhh.
#61. To: James Deffenbach (#56)
Hush!!!
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#3. To: Lysander_Spooner (#1)
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The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!
#8. To: purplerose (#3)
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There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.
#17. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8)
#31. To: purplerose, christine, farmfriend, abraxas, phant2000, All the women of Freedom4um (#17)
#38. To: X-15 (#31)
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#56. To: X-15 (#55)
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