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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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Views: 4688
Comments: 104

I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay).

I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it.

In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.

That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment).

Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

A couple years ago I took a 'liking' to a young lady at the Optometrists office, she was a technician. I asked a lady friend of mine who is married how I should approach this. She recommended I drop off flowers and a nice note. I did just that.

The next time I went in for my eye exam, she confronted me, and told me she did not appreciate it, it made her feel very uncomfortable, and she would not accept gifts from me in the future. I shrugged it off, next time I saw her she was toting diapers and a halfrican kid, whew, I thought I had dodged that bullet.

The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-12-06   11:50:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lysander_Spooner (#1) (Edited)

The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!

There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.

purplerose  posted on  2012-12-06   14:40:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: purplerose (#3) (Edited)

There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.

Agreed.

But, today it is most of them, and getting worse.

It is odd, they walk around half dressed, tatted up, facebook photos that say look at me look at me and when you do, it is "EEK A MAN!!!"

I have trained myself to ignore them, not talk to them, and walk away. I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms, but these sluts all want a thug halfrican baby, go figure.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-12-06   16:09:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8) (Edited)

I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms

You need to add a couple of assets to your list and then you'll have to beat off wimmin with a stick:

A. buy a pair of wire-rim glasses ( =sensitivity) like this guy:

www.youtube.com/watch? v=rj4J6i_vw0w

B. grow a beard but keep it short and clipped - ditto for your hair style - (=gainfully employed) like here:

www.youtube.com/watch? v=AscPOozwYA8

C. also if you can buy a Subaru Outback (=sporty, down to earth) or a small BMW coupe 135i (=cool without being ostentatious) it would be helpful - yes, I know BMW is rear wheel drive and not very practical for Ohio winters, but those cars look mega fun to drive!

D. wearing anything wide wale corduroy (=understated sexy) - Nordstrom's has the best pants!

Do those 4 things and you'll be a shoe-in for Honey Heaven Happily Ever After, guaranteed.

scrapper2  posted on  2012-12-07   16:53:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: scrapper2 (#42)

Real men would rather take a beating than wear anything corduroy, anything!

Lod  posted on  2012-12-07   17:13:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Lod (#43)

Real men would rather take a beating than wear anything corduroy, anything!

Otoh, if real men want to have their woman purr, they will wear corduroy. If you don't believe me, ask your wife.

scrapper2  posted on  2012-12-07   17:28:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: scrapper2, guys here, 4 (#44) (Edited)

There's lots better ways to please a woman.

Even Mrs.L has zero corduroy gear.

Trust me, men don't wear corduroy or plaids (except Pendleton wool); they truly do not.

Seasonal camo-gear is a better bet for judging manliness.

Lod  posted on  2012-12-07   17:39:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: Lod, Lysander_Spooner (#45)

Seasonal camo-gear is a better bet for judging manliness.

So who buys the men's corduroy pants at Nordstrom's? They ain't gonna stock 'em if they can't sell 'em.

Lod, seasonal camo is not sexy to unattached females who Lysander wants to get to attract.

Lysander - forget the seasonal camo garb until after the marriage -trust me -then she can't dump you.

Also, black or dark navy blue gabardine wool suits worn with open collared shirts are tres sexy, LS, like this:

www.youtube.com/watch? v=fX5USg8_1gA

scrapper2  posted on  2012-12-07   18:17:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: scrapper2 (#47)

Also, black or dark navy blue gabardine wool suits

I've got that suit in midnight blue, size 56 short, red hair, one eye and a hare-lip.

It ain't working, maybe a hat...

Hmmmmm  posted on  2012-12-08   0:42:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: Hmmmmm (#65)

I've got that suit in midnight blue, size 56 short, red hair, one eye and a hare-lip.

Oooooooooo, you sold me, big fellah, hat or no hat.

Now all we gotta do is wait for the supremes to do the wrong thing and we're good to go, honeybuns.

Esso  posted on  2012-12-08   6:13:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: Esso (#70)

Now all we gotta do is wait for the supremes to do the wrong thing and we're good to go, honeybuns.

Uh oh!

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