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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay). I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it. In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything. That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment). Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
A couple years ago I took a 'liking' to a young lady at the Optometrists office, she was a technician. I asked a lady friend of mine who is married how I should approach this. She recommended I drop off flowers and a nice note. I did just that. The next time I went in for my eye exam, she confronted me, and told me she did not appreciate it, it made her feel very uncomfortable, and she would not accept gifts from me in the future. I shrugged it off, next time I saw her she was toting diapers and a halfrican kid, whew, I thought I had dodged that bullet. The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!
Not true coming from here. I do appreciate flowers.
There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.
I would be clueless as to how to behave toward women today. I'd most likely let them make the first move, which is what I did as a kid and a young man.
That's the best thing to do, then you can beat their asses off of you with that stick you carry around for that purpose. >(;^{]
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
See what I mean? She responded badly to the flowers and it showed her true character. There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Yup, true that. An additional lesson learned, don't rely upon women to help you understand women, they don't know sh*t ;)
Agreed. But, today it is most of them, and getting worse. It is odd, they walk around half dressed, tatted up, facebook photos that say look at me look at me and when you do, it is "EEK A MAN!!!" I have trained myself to ignore them, not talk to them, and walk away. I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms, but these sluts all want a thug halfrican baby, go figure.
Ladies must pass my first test before even getting the chance to receive flowers. If, after opening the car door for them, they don't reach over and unlock my door, they won't get a call for a second date. Even if I got laid that night. Over three decades ago when I was single, I had two vehicles, the first was a four-door 1956 Plymouth...if things went well on the first date, the next ride was in a MB SL.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken Maybe, once upon a time JD :)
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it.
#3. To: Lysander_Spooner (#1)
(Edited)
The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!
#4. To: Lysander_Spooner, 4 (#1)
The next time I went in for my eye exam, she confronted me, and told me she did not appreciate it, it made her feel very uncomfortable, and she would not accept gifts from me in the future
#5. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
#6. To: Lysander_Spooner (#1)
I saw her she was toting diapers and a halfrican kid,
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
I'd most likely let them make the first move, which is what I did as a kid and a young man.
#8. To: purplerose (#3)
(Edited)
There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.
the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to
his commitment to excellence.’
#10. To: Buzzard, those poor bastards still dating, 4 (#9)
#11. To: James Deffenbach (#5)
#12. To: Turtle (#0)
-Alex Kurtagic
#13. To: X-15, 4 (#12)
this is the correct female attitude -
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#14. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8)
Take a trip to Central PA. My youngest daughter (mid 30s) is a doll on the rebound :)
#15. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8)
ahem...if i were single, i'd be interested...and i'm one woman who appreciates thoughtful, sweet white men. ;) I have trained myself to ignore them, not talk to them, and walk away. I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms, but these sluts all want a thug halfrican baby, go figure.
#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me. Take a trip to Central PA. My youngest daughter (mid 30s) is a doll on the rebound :)
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
#17. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8)
Well, not all us gals are sluts. Some of us actually have some class. But we're becoming a rare breed.
#18. To: christine (#15)
How do you feel about jaded, cynical Esso Bees? :P i'm one woman who appreciates thoughtful, sweet white men.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#19. To: Hmmmmm (#16)
Well, I guess it is supposed to be hip to be a homo now. So, how do YOU feel about jaded, cynical Esso Bees?* *My wife is only 94 lbs. but she's tough. Might be a pretty good scrap.Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#20. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
That's the "best" method. Women will "always" make their desires known. Besides, they can't take it if you ignore them. (They can't help thinking - Oh, what's wrong with me ???) I would be clueless as to how to behave toward women today. I'd most likely let them make the first move, which is what I did as a kid and a young man.
Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country.
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
#21. To: christine (#15)
"tease" ahem...if i were single, i'd be interested...and i'm one woman who appreciates thoughtful, sweet white men. ;)
Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country.
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
#22. To: Hmmmmm (#16)
LOL!!! Some insurance for your old age, eh??? Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.
#23. To: noone222, the Flower Club (#20)
Yep, that was my experience also. Just go about your life and let events unfold on their own. One other valuable tip I'd pass along to the younger set is, learn how to become friends with women. This gets easier with age and it's a real door opener. Women will "always" make their desires known
#24. To: Esso (#19)
LOL! Everyone wants those of us who are straight to believe it is. Well, I guess it is supposed to be hip to be a homo now.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#25. To: Esso (#18)
you're thoughtful, sweet, and white. ;) oh, and resourceful!
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
I'm in SouthWestern Ohio, just a skip n a jump ;)
#27. To: christine (#15)
I'd bang you till you screamed for me to stop and then beg me for some more ;) See I can tease too ;) ahem...if i were single, i'd be interested..
#28. To: purplerose (#17)
True that. Some of us actually have some class. But we're becoming a rare breed.
#29. To: X-15 (#12)
So true. Birthdays and Christmas are the gift giving days beotches, now make me a samwich !!
#30. To: Lysander_Spooner (#26) (Edited)
#31. To: purplerose, christine, farmfriend, abraxas, phant2000, All the women of Freedom4um (#17)
I dedicate this field of bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes to all the women of Freedom4um: :) 
-Alex Kurtagic
#32. To: X-15 (#31)
You wily ol' debil, you!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#33. To: James Deffenbach (#32)
Sorry, I can't talk right now, my mailbox just got busy ;-)
-Alex Kurtagic
#34. To: X-15, Jethro Tull (#33)
Better be sure you got one of those sticks like JT and I were talking about and keep it handy.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
#35. To: X-15 (#31)
I like the little yellow one there in the middle.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
#36. To: X-15 (#33)
ahhhh, so pretty. Sorry, I can't talk right now, my mailbox just got busy ;-)
#37. To: Lysander_Spooner (#27)
XXX XXX XXX I'd bang you till you screamed for me to stop and then beg me for some more ;)
Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country.
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
#38. To: X-15 (#31) (Edited)
Wow! Thanks, X-15. I should bring my picnic basket. Then, I'll do the Mary Poppins move here. I think I blink I do a double blink, I'll close my eyes and jump.
#39. To: X-15 (#31)
So lovely! Thanks much, X-15. You're a gent. I put them in my Pictures library.
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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
#40. To: X-15 (#31)
Well, since the wimmins seem to like flowers I thought I would pass some out too. 
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
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