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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay). I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it. In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything. That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment). Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.
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#65. To: scrapper2 (#47)
I've got that suit in midnight blue, size 56 short, red hair, one eye and a hare-lip. It ain't working, maybe a hat... “Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele “The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb “I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
That's exactly what I was wondering? “Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele “The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb “I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
It ain't working, maybe a hat... hehehehehe... Seriously tho, I think you're missing a red rose boutonnière. Then you're good to go.
Jealous? I read you're positioning yourself for the future. And if AC-DC Roberts has any say about it, you have been planning well...
Oh, my gosh! They brought an orchestra with them. :) ------- "They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
Oooooooooo, you sold me, big fellah, hat or no hat. Now all we gotta do is wait for the supremes to do the wrong thing and we're good to go, honeybuns. Well, Chrissy did say I was resourceful... Uh oh! “Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele “The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb “I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
oh, i LOVE that. i tried to post a photo of blue roses, but for some reason all my images post huge and create the need to side to side scroll. i couldn't figure out how to resize this particular one.
If you will send me the url for it in a pm I will see what I can do with it. No promises but I might be able to fix it. Glad you liked the one I posted. In the meantime, here is a blue rose you might like. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
The wife wanted blue annuals planted out front of her house last spring. Evidently blue flowers are pure unobtainium. I couldn't find anything. I had a rose bush one time that produced blue roses (not a deep blue but blue nevertheless). Bloomed for one or two seasons and then died I think. It is HARD to grow blue roses.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
and one of my personal favorites: Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
Stunning photo! But being the traditionalist that I am, nothing beats being sent a dozen long stemmed red roses at Valentine's Day...sigh...
Glad you like it.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
I look at appearance in men as one of my main priorities in that I prefer they are clean shaven, smelling clean and fairly well-dressed. But I'm not looking for some guy who can drive me crazy with a big stick. I prefer a man with high intelligence, educated, cultured, and sensible ability to manage his finances.
Damn. They already have boyfriends... “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken LOL
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
Stop tempting me. My warped sense of humor is still active even after 2 heart attacks. Thank you. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
You are most welcome.
I think a lobotomy is more likely. Thanks for the advice, I have a better truck than a Scooby doo, black LandCruiser, courderoy.....not so much, glasses.....check, scruff......every chance I get. Not that I'm in the market..lol
Girl, we haven't even started and you're gasping for breath......LOL You do know I was joking, right :)
Glad to hear you have a good sense of humor. My "advice" was said in jest (tho Lod and I almost came to fisticuffs re: camo vs cords). Ha!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken That is a lot of money. There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
of course! ;)
I have never seen a blue rose and did not know they existed. However, if you can breed a black rose you will be a multimillionaire. There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
damn! The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
They do exist although the ones you might see with a deep blue color have been dyed. I don't know of any that exist in nature that are a true, deep blue. The blue roses that I had were a very light blue and they only grew for one or two seasons. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
Clif High WebBot Report Jeff Rense 11/29/2012 Global Coastal Event Part 1 of 3 At 1:02 to 1:30, Rense mentions a beneficial enzyme called Co-Q10. ------- "They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
I deal with a nation-wide floral supply house and have never seen a blue rose, ever. I honestly did not know they existed. All black roses, however, are dyed. What most people perceive as black roses are just very dark roses, very dark red, sometimes with food coloring in the water (the flowers will actually suck it up and change color a little bit). As I said, if anyone can breed a black rose they will be multimillionaires. There is a lot of symbolism to black roses and none of it is good. There are flowers that are horrendously expensive. I've never dealt with them or seen them. But you're talking about an arraignment that can cost several hundred dollars, and it wouldn't be any bigger than a normal arraignment. This is a saffron crocus. They don't exist in the wild. I have never seen one and never will. One flower cost hundreds of dollars. There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
Easy to see why they're expensive. Beautiful flower. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken That was a good one, thanks.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken "..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
How very thoughtful, X-15. Thanks for the thought.
You're welcome!!
Also, black or dark navy blue gabardine wool suits
#66. To: christine (#59)
how did you know that i just love bluebonnets and indian paintbrushes?
#67. To: Hmmmmm (#65)
I've got that suit in midnight blue, size 56 short, red hair, one eye and a hare-lip.
#68. To: Hmmmmm, christine, Esso (#66)
#69. To: James Deffenbach (#40)
Well, since the wimmins seem to like flowers I thought I would pass some out too.
#70. To: Hmmmmm (#65)
I've got that suit in midnight blue, size 56 short, red hair, one eye and a hare-lip.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#71. To: scrapper2, Hmmmmm, christine (#68)
And if AC-DC Roberts has any say about it, you have been planning well...
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#72. To: Esso (#70)
Now all we gotta do is wait for the supremes to do the wrong thing and we're good to go, honeybuns.
#73. To: James Deffenbach (#64)
#74. To: christine (#73)
(Edited)
oh, i LOVE that. i tried to post a photo of blue roses, but for some reason all my images post huge and create the need to side to side scroll. i couldn't figure out how to resize this particular one.
#75. To: christine (#73)
...blue roses...
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#76. To: Esso, christine (#75)
#77. To: All (#74)
fractal blue rose
#78. To: All (#77)
#79. To: James Deffenbach (#78)
#80. To: scrapper2 (#79)
#81. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8)
(Edited)
#82. To: purplerose (#81)
I prefer a man with high intelligence, educated, cultured, and sensible ability to manage his finances.
#83. To: Lod (#82)
#84. To: James Deffenbach (#78)
#85. To: purplerose (#17)
Well, not all us gals are sluts. Some of us actually have some class. But we're becoming a rare breed.
#86. To: Original_Intent (#84)
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
#87. To: James Deffenbach (#86)
#88. To: scrapper2 (#42)
Honey Heaven Happily Ever After.
#89. To: christine (#58)
gasp!!!!!
#90. To: Lysander_Spooner, Lod (#88)
#91. To: scrapper2, camo rules, 4 (#90)
#92. To: Dead Culture Watch (#46)
That field reminds me of nicest bouquet I ever bought for wife. It was 12 red roses, 12 irises and baby's breath.
#93. To: Lysander_Spooner (#89)
#94. To: James Deffenbach (#76)
blue roses
#95. To: Lysander_Spooner (#89)
You do know I was joking, right :)
#96. To: Turtle (#94)
I have never seen a blue rose and did not know they existed.
#97. To: Original_Intent, All (#85)
heart attacks
#98. To: James Deffenbach (#96)
(Edited)
They do exist although the ones you might see with a deep blue color have been dyed
#99. To: Turtle (#98)
This is a saffron crocus. They don't exist in the wild. I have never seen one and never will. One flower cost hundreds of dollars.
#100. To: James Deffenbach, 4 (#99)
time for a break -
#101. To: Lod (#100)
#102. To: X-15 (#31)
I dedicate this field of bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes to all the women of Freedom4um
#103. To: Phant2000 (#102)
-Alex Kurtagic
#104. To: All (#0)
I do the delivery for my shop so I know what the flowers look like when I drop them off. A few ago I got a phone call from a customer about one hour after I dropped it off. Since I answered the phone she had no idea I also did the delivery. "That arraignment was pathetic!" "What exactly was wrong with it?" "It was pathetic!" "And what do you want us to do?" "Come get it!" "That was a 50-mile round trip." That comment bounced right off her female brain. "Well if I had liked it you wouldn't have to come get it!" "I'm not going to come get it. Just keep it and get a refund." Now the interesting thing about this is that when she opened her door she had a hostile face. On top of that, she barely cracked the door because her two or three big dogs wanted to get out and chew on me. It didn't surprise me at all she complained.
There are actually govt agents who spread conspiracy theories among the gullible to help promote the illusion that the govt is all powerful.
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