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4play See other 4play Articles Title: 11 Qualities of the Perfect Woman The formula for the perfect woman is pretty simple on the surface, right? Hot + smart + funny = The One. Yet it seems like every day, we find a new study that reveals another new thing men find alluring about women. The latest news: According to data in the Journal of Sex Research, men are more pleased with their relationships and sex lives when their partners are 2 to 4 years younger than they are. So it turns out that simple formula above is way more complex than we thought. Thats why we rounded up all the relevant research we could find to create the definitive blueprint for your dream girl. Starting with fewer candles on her birthday cake#2 on our poster model belowheres the anatomy of the perfect woman: She ChucklesEven at Your Bad Jokes You Love Her Pearly Whites Men on the Prowl Like Large Breasts Longer Legs Are Alluring Her Shoe Size Matters Her Hips Dont Lie Careers Are Sexy Intelligence Is Refreshing Red Catches Your Eye Brown Hair Is In Poster Comment: Obviously 4um women are excluded from this mundane list. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 19.
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the post reminded me of this story heard in the past: A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports to the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust every natural resource I have made. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Damn, that was funny!
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