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Title: What is your Elf Name?
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Published: Dec 23, 2012
Author: S. Clause
Post Date: 2012-12-23 15:18:46 by Jethro Tull
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

CALL ME JOlly Sugar socks!

_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.

titorite  posted on  2012-12-23   15:26:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Puddin Sparkley-Toes (are you shittin' me?)

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-12-23   15:28:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0) (Edited)

Mine is Two Stuck Dogs.

Then there is Nipper Sugarsocks.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2012-12-23   15:29:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Puddin Floppy Feet. LOL! I much prefer my Indian name, Runs with Beer.

"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."
D. W. Buffa, Breach of Trust

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-12-23   16:05:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

Puddin Floppy Feet.

That's mine too.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown

I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT!
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2012-12-23   18:30:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#5)

I bet you like your Indian name better too, don't you?

"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."
D. W. Buffa, Breach of Trust

James Deffenbach  posted on  2012-12-23   18:40:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod (#2)

Puddin Sparkley-Toes (are you shittin' me?)

No sir Elf Puddin, We got toys to build and ship to all of the last remaining few good boys on planet earth. JOllY HO HO HO!

_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.

titorite  posted on  2012-12-23   19:07:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: titorite (#7) (Edited)

Hoping that you and yours have a wonderful Tuesday.

(God, if only I could sleep 'till February.)

I'm gonna re-register as Puddin, none of those sparkley-toes however.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-12-23   19:18:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: James Deffenbach (#6)

I bet you like your Indian name better too, don't you?

Yes, I have always been partial to my Choctaw name, Drinks Like Fish

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown

I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT!
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2012-12-23   19:23:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Lod (#2)

Puddin Sparkley-Toes

We can always change that to One-Sick-Fuk :P

Jethro Tull  posted on  2012-12-23   19:36:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Jethro Tull (#10)

That or psp, which would work these days, or 57x...I may register that too.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-12-23   19:38:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Bubbles Superplum :)

christine  posted on  2012-12-23   20:07:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: christine (#12)

Purple forever!

puddin  posted on  2012-12-23   20:08:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: puddin (#13)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.

titorite  posted on  2012-12-23   20:26:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: christine (#12)

Bubbles Superplum

The wife's is Sugarplum Angel-Pants. I'm at a loss for words.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Esso  posted on  2012-12-23   20:31:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Mine is Puddin Plum Pants.

purplerose  posted on  2012-12-23   20:32:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: titorite (#14)

Thank you, and to all your family.

May February come quickly!

puddin  posted on  2012-12-23   20:33:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: purplerose (#16)

How very perfect!

puddin  posted on  2012-12-23   20:34:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

That chart is GAY, I'm not posting what my alleged Elf name is. I'm calling myself Beowulf Gunsoot!!!

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2012-12-23   20:44:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: X-15 (#19)

That chart is GAY, I'm not posting what my alleged Elf name is. I'm calling myself Beowulf Gunsoot!!!

Come on now, Real men use their elf names during Christmas, LOL!!!!

You know if I incorporate my middle name I get Jolly Jingle Sugar Socks!

Fuck yeah!

_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.

titorite  posted on  2012-12-23   21:05:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Esso (#15)

The wife's is Sugarplum Angel-Pants. I'm at a loss for words.

Trust the elf naming list.

_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.

titorite  posted on  2012-12-23   21:06:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: titorite (#20)

Beowulf Gunsoot wears hobnailed boots and has a dagger and a battle-axe in his belt, none of that pointy-toed BS here. If one of Santa's reindeer breaks down while going around the world, well, let's just say that some lucky family will find some fresh venison in their freezer.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2012-12-23   21:12:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

Puddin Floppy Feet. LOL! I much prefer my Indian name, Runs with Beer.

I don't use my Indian name, it's Has Beer Runs.

“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele

“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb

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Hmmmmm  posted on  2012-12-23   22:35:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Hmmmmm (#23)

I've decided to use 'puddin' - it's what the Mayans (those lying bastards) would've wanted.

Member formerly known as 'Lod'.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

puddin  posted on  2012-12-23   22:49:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Esso (#15)

lol

christine  posted on  2012-12-23   22:55:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: puddin (#13)

visions of superplums dance in our heads...

christine  posted on  2012-12-23   22:58:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Lod (#2)

Puddin Sparkley-Toes (are you shittin' me?)

lol!

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2012-12-24   0:09:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: purplerose (#16)

Mine is Puddin Plum Pants.

Aww.

How sweet.

That's you!

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2012-12-24   0:12:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

I'm Puddin Loogey Clap.

Oh, wait, did I read that right?

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2012-12-24   0:14:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: christine (#12)

That's a great name for you, christine. Btw, this name game is a trick "They" have created to get the names of everybody who posts here. All your asses are busted! j/k

Don't blame me. I didn't vote.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-12-24   1:36:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

I'm He of Large Hammer.

Disgusted  posted on  2012-12-24   9:15:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Disgusted (#31)

lol

christine  posted on  2012-12-24   10:07:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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