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Title: What is your Elf Name?
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Published: Dec 23, 2012
Author: S. Clause
Post Date: 2012-12-23 15:18:46 by Jethro Tull
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
CALL ME JOlly Sugar socks!
_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.
Puddin Sparkley-Toes (are you shittin' me?)
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken Mine is Two Stuck Dogs. Then there is Nipper Sugarsocks. "Have Brain, Will Travel
Puddin Floppy Feet. LOL! I much prefer my Indian name, Runs with Beer.
That's mine too. Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT! I bet you like your Indian name better too, don't you?
No sir Elf Puddin, We got toys to build and ship to all of the last remaining few good boys on planet earth. JOllY HO HO HO! _____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.
Hoping that you and yours have a wonderful Tuesday. (God, if only I could sleep 'till February.) I'm gonna re-register as Puddin, none of those sparkley-toes however. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken Yes, I have always been partial to my Choctaw name, Drinks Like Fish Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over and break your window - unknown I WITHDRAW MY CONSENT! We can always change that to One-Sick-Fuk :P
That or psp, which would work these days, or 57x...I may register that too.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken Bubbles Superplum :)
Purple forever!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.
The wife's is Sugarplum Angel-Pants. I'm at a loss for words. On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Mine is Puddin Plum Pants.
Thank you, and to all your family. May February come quickly!
How very perfect!
That chart is GAY, I'm not posting what my alleged Elf name is. I'm calling myself Beowulf Gunsoot!!!
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
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#4. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."
D. W. Buffa, Breach of Trust
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
Puddin Floppy Feet.
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.
#6. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#5)
"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."
D. W. Buffa, Breach of Trust
#7. To: Lod (#2)
Puddin Sparkley-Toes (are you shittin' me?)
#8. To: titorite (#7)
(Edited)
#9. To: James Deffenbach (#6)
I bet you like your Indian name better too, don't you?
Any perceived compliance with unconstitutional “laws” or orders put forth by government employees is NOT recognition of their authority; it is simply the result of carefully calculated submission to an entity exhibiting superior firepower.
#10. To: Lod (#2)
Puddin Sparkley-Toes
#11. To: Jethro Tull (#10)
#12. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#13. To: christine (#12)
#14. To: puddin (#13)
#15. To: christine (#12)
Bubbles Superplum
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#16. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#17. To: titorite (#14)
#18. To: purplerose (#16)
#19. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
-Alex Kurtagic
#20. To: X-15 (#19)
Come on now, Real men use their elf names during Christmas, LOL!!!! You know if I incorporate my middle name I get Jolly Jingle Sugar Socks! Fuck yeah! That chart is GAY, I'm not posting what my alleged Elf name is. I'm calling myself Beowulf Gunsoot!!!
_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.
#21. To: Esso (#15)
Trust the elf naming list. The wife's is Sugarplum Angel-Pants. I'm at a loss for words.
_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.
#22. To: titorite (#20)
Beowulf Gunsoot wears hobnailed boots and has a dagger and a battle-axe in his belt, none of that pointy-toed BS here. If one of Santa's reindeer breaks down while going around the world, well, let's just say that some lucky family will find some fresh venison in their freezer.
-Alex Kurtagic
#23. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
I don't use my Indian name, it's Has Beer Runs. Puddin Floppy Feet. LOL! I much prefer my Indian name, Runs with Beer.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
#24. To: Hmmmmm (#23)
I've decided to use 'puddin' - it's what the Mayans (those lying bastards) would've wanted. Member formerly known as 'Lod'.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#25. To: Esso (#15)
lol
#26. To: puddin (#13)
visions of superplums dance in our heads...
#27. To: Lod (#2)
lol! Puddin Sparkley-Toes (are you shittin' me?)
#28. To: purplerose (#16)
Aww. How sweet. That's you! Mine is Puddin Plum Pants.
#29. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
I'm Puddin Loogey Clap. Oh, wait, did I read that right?
#30. To: christine (#12)
That's a great name for you, christine. Btw, this name game is a trick "They" have created to get the names of everybody who posts here. All your asses are busted! j/k
Don't blame me. I didn't vote.
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
I'm He of Large Hammer.
#32. To: Disgusted (#31)
lol
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