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Title: The Worst Thing my Sister Ever Did to Me
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Published: Dec 23, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-23 19:48:11 by Turtle
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When we were little my sister got in the closet and tore open the Christmas presents to see what they were. When my parents discovered it she blamed it on me. My parents believed her. She didn't admit what she did for 20 years. Today, I torment her about it by telling her three kids what she did to me.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
The slut.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken I wasn't mad at my sister for tearing open the presents. What outraged me is that my parents didn't believe me. They never believed me. Whatever someone said about me, they believed it. A "friend" burned the barn down and blamed it on me. They believed him. Another cut a neighbor's swimming pool with a knife and blamed it on me. They believed him. This is why I keep my parents in a pit in the basement. "Have Brain, Will Travel
At least they still have each other .
_____________________________________________________________Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Welcome it in every face, in every sky, in every flower. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ______________________________________________ I should read more of Emerson.
Your sister told me that every word you type here is a lie, and I believed her. :)
#2. To: Lod (#1)
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
-Alex Kurtagic
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
there is something to be said for not having siblings.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
That sounds like an episode of the Brady Bunch. You're certain that you are not just remembering something you viewed on TV as a child? When we were little my sister got in the closet and tore open the Christmas presents to see what they were. When my parents discovered it she blamed it on me. My parents believed her.
America's way of telling the government
that we don't have to take their sh*t.
#7. To: Buzzard (#6)
I remember the house, the closet, the brown wrapper and my parents yelling at me while my sister refused to 'fess up. I will never, ever let her forget it. You're certain that you are not just remembering something you viewed on TV as a child?
"Have Brain, Will Travel
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