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Title: Evolution is stupid!
Source: jesus-is-savior.com
URL Source: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evol ... 20Hoax/evolution_is_stupid.htm
Published: Nov 20, 2005
Author: David J. Stewart
Post Date: 2005-11-20 09:59:40 by A K A Stone
Keywords: Evolution, stupid!
Views: 167
Comments: 15

Evolution makes no sense at all. I just don't see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No! Other than the most basic skills (which a dog can also be taught), an ape does not have the capacity to learn anywhere near the human level. Apes are dumb! You can say a dog is smart (and it might be), but it can't logic like a human being can.

Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist. This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE! Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution.

Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! There was no evolutionary process! There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. I believe in God.

Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn.

There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart. At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor. I thank God that I trusted Jesus. I had faith in God as a teenager back then and I still have faith in God as an adult today. I thank God I was saved at an early age before the pride of life blinded me. You see, as adults we tend to become proud and stubborn, Satan blinds our minds with worldly thinking (2nd Corinthians 4:4). It is people's sinful pride and love for sin that hinders them from being saved (John 3:20). More people will probably burn in hell because of stubborn pride than anything else.

I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I refuse to vote Democrat or Republican...it's all an evil bipartisan conspiracy which is destroying America. There's not a dime's difference between the parties anyway. I'll vote for the Constitutional party. At least I can look at myself in the mirror. People say, but you'll waste your vote. Yeah, if I vote Republican or Democrat I will. I think for myself. I think this drug-dealing government needs to be cleaned up. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. I think for myself. I just don't see any credibility to the THEORY of evolution. Give me some proof and I'll believe it.

On the contrary, thousands upon thousands of scrolls of the Bible have been discovered throughout the holy land. They all agree with each other. The Bible and history accurately coincide. How could one book written by 40 men over a 1,500 year time period be so accurate. Most of those men didn't know each other. The Bible is a perfectly interlocking prophetic puzzle, a masterpiece of literature. Further, the Bible is the ONLY book on the face of this earth which addresses the sinfulness of mankind and our need for a Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ. It's been said that man wouldn't write the Bible if he could, and couldn't if he would. There is no book which even compares. The Qur'an contains NO prophecy. The Qur'an is obviously biased against Christians and Jews. The Word of God is not biased against anyone.

Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible. To claim to believe in God and evolution is tragic. How can you profess faith in God, but not His divine Word? If you claim to believe in God but not the Bible, then I seriously question the identity of your god. The New Age movement has their own god, but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. The Islamic Muslims claim to believe in Allah (god), but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. You see my friend, you have to have faith in the true and living God. Having faith in God is only good if it's faith in the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive your sins. James 2:19 tells us that the devils believe in God. Big deal, many unsaved people believe in God! Have you ever realized that you were a sinner, bound for an eternal hell without Christ? Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus.

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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Evolution is for stupid people

evolution is for stupid people.

and the smartest book ever published in the history of the world is the christian bible.

Red Jones  posted on  2005-11-20   10:45:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Red Jones (#1)

and the smartest book ever published in the history of the world is the christian bible.

King James version. Amen.

A K A Stone  posted on  2005-11-20   11:27:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: A K A Stone (#0)

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Dude Lebowski  posted on  2005-11-20   13:40:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible.

God gave us a tailbone to be funny.

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Dude Lebowski  posted on  2005-11-20   13:57:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab.

That's a big "wrong answer but thank you for playing"

Its been done, with fruit flies, and observed. There have also been several speciation observations done. This guy is talking through his hat.

mirage  posted on  2005-11-20   18:35:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: mirage (#5)

Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab.

That's a big "wrong answer but thank you for playing"

Its been done, with fruit flies, and observed. There have also been several speciation observations done. This guy is talking through his hat.

Done with fruit flies lol. They were already fruit flies. No evolution. Sounds kind of like the dark light moth thing. In that they were still both moths already. lol

A K A Stone  posted on  2005-11-20   18:52:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: A K A Stone (#6)

No evolution.

Please cite your source.

mirage  posted on  2005-11-20   20:51:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: mirage (#7)

They are fruit flies still. They were fruit flies before. That is not evolution. Just common sense.

A K A Stone  posted on  2005-11-20   20:54:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: A K A Stone (#0)

but it can't logic like a human being can.

phtttt!

The only argument about evolution now is the exact timeline. Not if it happened, exactly WHEN it happened that man evolved into a tool-and-language using animal. The evidence for evolution is overwhelming and no more debatable than the theory of gravity.

If I were a religious person, I might argue that God started the whole thing as a science experiment, and it was a pretty successful one.

It's not really worth debating, but the author might note that gorillas have recently learned to use tools, and chimpanzees have learned language. One of the most interesting things I have seen is a chimp that spontaneously figured out how to lie. It pooped where it wasn't supposed to and when it got scolded, it signed that one of the lab assistants had done it. The ability to lie is a deeply intellectual concept; you not only have to be able to form the concept of avoiding punishment, but also have to come up with an alternative scenario, and judge whether others will believe it.

Simply making statements that apes have never evolved doesn't make those statements true. Evolution takes place over relatively long periods of time, and is rarely observable in one generation.

Remember that the people who wrote the Bible believed that the sun revolved around the earth, that the world was flat, that "humors" in the air caused disease, etc. etc. Science is far older than Christianity; but once the latter became an important world religion, it persecuted scientists mercilessly. Most other major religions did not do that; they felt, with a lot of justification, that spirituality and science were not mutually exclusive. There are millions of Christian scientists who don't have a problem with the idea that there is some higher power; one of my former girlfriends is a chemist and a devout Catholic.

The plain fact is, if this planet had not fortuitously reached this orbit instead of one a thousand miles further away from the sun, we would not be here to be arguing the topic.

Can anyone deny that life formed billions of years ago, and gradually advanced from single-cell bacteria to primitive fish to primitive mammals? That is evolution, and the missing link argument is a phony argument. We did not spontaneously appear here 6,000 years ago; the fossil record is clear that there were humanoids on the planet 100,000 years ago. The reason we arose and other strains failed is that our brains were bigger, and we learned to communicate, cooperate, and organize.

Mekons4  posted on  2005-11-20   21:21:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Mekons4 (#9)

We did not spontaneously appear here 6,000 years ago; the fossil record is clear that there were humanoids on the planet 100,000 years ago. The reason we arose and other strains failed is that our brains were bigger, and we learned to communicate, cooperate, and organize.

You said a lot. Start here. How does the fossil record make that clear. The only thing the fossil makes clear is that there are billions of dead things buried in rock laid down by water all over the earth.

A K A Stone  posted on  2005-11-20   21:25:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Dude Lebowski (#4)

God gave us a tailbone to be funny

He be a tricky man, that G-D.

tom007  posted on  2005-11-20   21:33:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: tom007 (#11)

He be a tricky man, that G-D.

Sure is. I also understand he's partial to shiny metals and carbons.

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Dude Lebowski  posted on  2005-11-21   0:58:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist.

That's because we're an alien/ape crossbreed. Duh! No evolution to make that leap, just a little genetic engineering.

Which doesn't disprove evolution, it just didn't happen in this case.

Well...it makes more sense than God planting dinosaur fossils in the earth just to throw off the paleontologists...

Spoon!

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-11-21   2:09:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: A K A Stone (#8)

They are fruit flies still. They were fruit flies before. That is not evolution. Just common sense.

What do you think "evolution" means? You indicate you have no clue what it means.

mirage  posted on  2005-11-21   2:13:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Indrid Cold (#13)

Well...it makes more sense than God planting dinosaur fossils in the earth just to throw off the paleontologists...

God didn't plant any dinosaur bones. Don't be stupid. Dinosaurs are in the Bible. They were on earth when man was. Their are even fossils with dinosaur footprints and mans footprints together.

A K A Stone  posted on  2005-11-21   9:13:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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