Freedom4um

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

Author! Author!
See other Author! Author! Articles

Title: Song: Presidential Rhapsody
Source: Based on Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
URL Source: http://None
Published: Nov 20, 2005
Author: markm0722
Post Date: 2005-11-20 17:59:39 by markm0722
Keywords: Presidential, Rhapsody, Song:
Views: 52

Presidential Rhapsody

It's not a real strife
It is just parody
Won by a landslide
Of excess mediocrity
Here are my lies
Just check out these ties and see
Look what was destroyed, I used antipathy
Because it's easy done, easy foes
Use allies, little wars
Anywhere the funds go, deficits don't matter to me
They're free

Drama! We'll kill in sand
We'll use troops until they're dead
While inflating our homesteads
Drama! First term just begun
But stocks dropped as they sold them all away
Drama! oooh
Massive tax cuts I did try
If stocks fall again we'll have more to borrow
Just a ton, just a ton, but the deficits don't matter

Iraq, the war is done
Our troops aren't in a bind
There's oil we'll refine
Good job everybody, Brown had to go
Gotta leave us all behind he's so uncouth
Drama! oooh (anyway the war goes)
I'll just have to lie
I sometimes wish I'd never told truth at all

I see a bright flaming silhouette of a tank
It's the truth! It's the truth! Do I have a hangover?
Everclear! White lightning! Very, very frightening! Me!
I did not know, I did not know
I did not know, I did not know
I did not know long war's not politico

And look what was destroyed, even you did believe
But you too destroyed and not so easily!
Spare us your lies of our prosperity!
Easy done? Easy foes? Will you let us know?
Accomplished! No! I will not let you know! Let us know!
Accomplished! I will not let you know! Let us know!
Accomplished! I will not let you know! Let us know!
Will not let you know! Let us know! (never)
Never let you know! Let us know!
Never let you know! Let us know!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Drama see ya! Drama see ya! Drama see ya! Let us know!
Most of my budget has been put aside for free
For free
For free

So you think you'll impeach me on telling some lies?
So you think I'll care about polls that aren't so high?
Oh maybe, it's hard to believe, maybe
Just gotta buy clout, just gotta make payoffs appear

Debt yeah, debt yeah
Deficits don't matter
Even I can see
Deficits don't matter
Deficits don't matter to me

Anyway the war goes....


Poster Comment:

Looks like more and more people are seeing red. ;)

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread