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Title: Am I allowed to keep livestock that wanders into my yard?
Source: bemusement
URL Source: http://are_you_kidding_me?
Published: Jan 17, 2013
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2013-01-17 20:00:25 by Dakmar
Keywords: None
Views: 785
Comments: 31

Chickens yet! The damned things wander all over the neighborhood, crowing at the most ungodly hours and occasionally attacking small dogs. The noise would wake even the wealthiest music critic. Am I within my rights to eat them if they are on my property?

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No.

Shoonra  posted on  2013-01-17   20:08:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Since we have you here online, tell me, what is the correct way to deal with a flock of chickens allowed to roam around a suburban neighborhood? Call animal control? Like maybe the 37th call will be a charm? Wait until the flock starts attacking pets? Oops, too late.

The owners have been warned, several times.

BBQ seems the best solution.

Dakmar  posted on  2013-01-17   20:23:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Either D-Con rat poison or a pellet gun should do the trick.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2013-01-17   22:10:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Either D-Con rat poison or a pellet gun should do the trick.

Disclaimer to lurkers: Do NOT use D-Con on yardbird marked for game.

Dakmar  posted on  2013-01-17   22:14:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Just an fyi here, I took this guy's chickens out for a reason. He was catching cats in cage traps and killing them. He made 4 of our cats disappear in a year's time. Two disappeared, we replaced them with two new kittens, and 4 months later, they disappeared. The last straw was when he shot our german shepherd. Fortunately he's a bad shot and hit her high across the back, opening a crease all the way across her back which took 25 staples to close and cost us $800 at the vet. There is a happy ending to this story, however. A couple weeks ago on new years eve, this guy, high on xanax, got into it with his wife. After beating her up, he whigged out and blew his own brains out in his front yard. Karma strikes again.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2013-01-19   1:31:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Sounds like you did what you felt was necessary.

Thank goodness for a happy ending. :)

Dakmar  posted on  2013-01-21   18:00:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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