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Title: Am I allowed to keep livestock that wanders into my yard?
Source: bemusement
URL Source: http://are_you_kidding_me?
Published: Jan 17, 2013
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2013-01-17 20:00:25 by Dakmar
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Views: 507
Comments: 31

Chickens yet! The damned things wander all over the neighborhood, crowing at the most ungodly hours and occasionally attacking small dogs. The noise would wake even the wealthiest music critic. Am I within my rights to eat them if they are on my property?
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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)
No.

Shoonra posted on 2013-01-17 20:08:19 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Shoonra (#1)
Since we have you here online, tell me, what is the correct way to deal with a flock of chickens allowed to roam around a suburban neighborhood? Call animal control? Like maybe the 37th call will be a charm? Wait until the flock starts attacking pets? Oops, too late.
The owners have been warned, several times.
BBQ seems the best solution.

Dakmar posted on 2013-01-17 20:23:04 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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#4. To: Dakmar (#3)
If the owners have been warned and do nothing to restrain their chickens, then start grilling them. In Indiana, you can kill a dog/cat that has wandered onto your property.

ratcat posted on 2013-01-17 21:46:40 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Dakmar (#3)
Either D-Con rat poison or a pellet gun should do the trick.

Obnoxicated posted on 2013-01-17 22:10:29 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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