[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

In Case you miss Bad Journalism Bobby K Jr was Exiled For Saying This: Quantum Meets AI: Morgan Stanley Maps Out Next Tech Frontier 670,000+ Swept Away as Dams Burst in Canton China, Triggering Deadly Flood! Senate Version Of Trump Tax Bill Adds $3.3 Trillion To Deficit, $500BN More Than The House; Debt Ceiling Raised By $5 Trillion Iran Disables GPS, Joins China’s Beidou — The End of U.S. Satellite Dominance? Ukraine's Withdrawal From Anti-Personnel Landmine Treaty Could Haunt Generations 71 killed in Israeli attack on Iran's Evin Prison Practice Small, Daily Acts Of Sabotage Against The Imperial Machine "EVERYONE'S BEEN SHOT UP HERE": Arsonists Set Wildfire In Northern Idaho, Open Fire On Firefighters, Police In Ambush Trump has Putin trapped, and the Kremlin knows it Kamala's comeback bid sparks Democrat donor meltdown amid fears she'll sink party in California Russia's New Grom-A1 100 KM Range Guided Bomb- 600 Kilo UKRAINIAN CONSULATE IN ITALY CAUGHT TRAFFICKING WEAPONS, ORGANS & CHILDREN WITH THE MAFIA Andrew Cuomo to stay on ballot for NYC mayor in November general election The life of the half-immortal who advised CCP (End of CCP in 2026?) Millions Flee China’s Top Cities Violence begets violence: IDF troops beaten, choked, rammed by Jewish settlers in West Bank Netanyahu Says It's Antisemitic For Israeli Soldiers To Describe Their Own Atrocities China's Economy Spirals With No End In Sight, Says Kyle Bass American Bread Cannot Be Sold in Most Countries Woman Spent Her Life To Prove 796 Babies were buried under Catholic Home Japan Got Rich Without Getting Fat US Spent $495.3 million to fire 39 THAAD Missiles Private Mail Back Online Senior Israeli officials tell Israeli media that they intend to attack Iran after ceasefire. Palestinian Woman Nails Israeli Tucker Carlson: Marjorie Taylor Greene: Diverse Coney Island in New York looks unrecognizable after third world invasion Corbett Report: Palantir at the Heart of Iran

Miscellaneous
See other Miscellaneous Articles

Title: the recent baby boom i've noticed and my solution for it
Source: [None]
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jan 18, 2013
Author: me
Post Date: 2013-01-18 21:11:13 by freepatriot32
Ping List: *Humor-Weird News*     Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*
Keywords: facebook, baby boom, god
Views: 163
Comments: 1

so i,ve noticed lately that a lot of my female facebook friends have either recently had babies or are currently pregnant and with about 90 percent of them it was a complete surprise and i have a theory as to why and possibly a solution. I think women get pregnant because of what they say during sex like in the heat of the moment a lot of them say oh god! oh baby! Now as soon as they say oh god that gets gods attention and the next thing he hears them say after he starts paying attention is oh baby so he figures that's what they want so he gives them one. so ladies the next time your having sex and you don't want a baby from it try saying oh god oh million dollars who knows it might work. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  

#1. To: freepatriot32 (#0)

Women get pregnant because during sex, in the heat of the moment, a lot of them say "Oh God!,Oh Baby!".

It appears to me, given the women I see pregnant, that these women are more likely saying "ah dios, ah bebé".

Southern Style  posted on  2013-01-19   9:06:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]