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Title: the recent baby boom i've noticed and my solution for it
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Published: Jan 18, 2013
Author: me
Post Date: 2013-01-18 21:11:13 by freepatriot32
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Keywords: facebook, baby boom, god
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so i,ve noticed lately that a lot of my female facebook friends have either recently had babies or are currently pregnant and with about 90 percent of them it was a complete surprise and i have a theory as to why and possibly a solution. I think women get pregnant because of what they say during sex like in the heat of the moment a lot of them say oh god! oh baby! Now as soon as they say oh god that gets gods attention and the next thing he hears them say after he starts paying attention is oh baby so he figures that's what they want so he gives them one. so ladies the next time your having sex and you don't want a baby from it try saying oh god oh million dollars who knows it might work. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#1. To: freepatriot32 (#0)

Women get pregnant because during sex, in the heat of the moment, a lot of them say "Oh God!,Oh Baby!".

It appears to me, given the women I see pregnant, that these women are more likely saying "ah dios, ah bebé".

Southern Style  posted on  2013-01-19   9:06:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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