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Title: Survivor - Dakota Style
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Published: Jan 23, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-01-23 19:56:36 by James Deffenbach
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"Survivor - Dakota Style"

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, South Dakota is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - South Dakota-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Spearfish, drive to Buffalo, over to Mobridge, down to Gettysburg, over to Redfield, then to Britton, Sisseton, Milbank. They will then go to Madison, Wessington Springs, Winner, Murdo, Phillip, Sturgis. Finally back to Spearfish.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Liberals Rock" 3. "The Speed Limit Should Be 55" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. "I Voted For Obama" 6. "Lawrence Welk Sucks" 7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016" 8. "Vote Quentin Tarantino for South Dakota Governor" 9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Dakota Born" 10. "I Love Obama Care and Hillary" 11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero" 12. "I Side With Jane Fonda" 13. "It's Bush's Fault" 14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

and the last sticker is...;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Spearfish alive wins.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Can't we just drop them seven stories from the Robert Taylor Homes and see how they fare?

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2013-01-23   20:06:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Sturgis.

"All Bikers Are Homos"

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-01-23   20:19:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Can't we just drop them seven stories from the Robert Taylor Homes and see how they fare?

That's ok with me.

"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-01-23   20:28:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"All Bikers Are Homos"

And it's on the internet, so it must be true.

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2013-01-23   20:28:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yeah, I wouldn't give much for their chances if they went to Sturgis during bike week with that.

"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-01-23   20:28:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

something real close to this happened in real life to the top gear hosts in Alabama

http://www .youtube.com/watch? v=4jG0D2nRGrQ&playnext=1&list=PLFA771CA98EAC9DBD&feature=results_video

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freepatriot32  posted on  2013-01-23   22:20:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That was some funny $#it!

"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-01-24   0:19:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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