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Title: Turtle's New Business Card
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Published: Jan 24, 2013
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2013-01-24 22:33:18 by Turtle
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Views: 137
Comments: 6

This is my new business card, as befits my Scots-Irish ancestry. (1 image)

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

How can people "call Bob"... there is no phone number on the card...


Anyone offended by this post, click here.


"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2013-01-24   22:38:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)


"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."
D. W. Buffa, Breach of Trust

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-01-24   22:39:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

That looks like the time Chum Lee (on Pawn Stars) was supposed to write an ad to hire someone to work in the store. And he didn't put a phone number or an address. ahaha.


"It is the habit of unhappiness to rewrite our lives and from a different beginning come to a different ending. We cling to the past and what it could have been; what we wanted, or thought we wanted, before we were taught by a broken heart that our own good intentions have little effect on the way things are."
D. W. Buffa, Breach of Trust

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-01-24   22:40:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Armadillo (#1)

How can people "call Bob"... there is no phone number on the card...

All they have to do is think "Bob" and my brain will pick it up.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-01-24   23:01:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#4)

All they have to do is think "Bob" and my brain will pick it up.

Telepathic floral delivery, huh?

That gimmick is better than anything FTD can offer.

The Second Amendment:
America's Restart Button

Buzzard  posted on  2013-01-25   7:26:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Buzzard (#5)

That gimmick is better than anything FTD can offer.

I do not like FTD. It's been around for over 100 years. You'd think they'd had their stuff together, but they don't.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-01-25   11:57:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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