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Title: Hot Coffee
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Published: Feb 13, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-02-13 11:42:00 by farmfriend
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Hot Coffee

Gotta love those grandkids.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".

She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of B. S."

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

Lololol!!!

X-15  posted on  2013-02-13   12:02:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The darnest things kids say. I'm impressed! That little girl deserves a cookie.

purplerose  posted on  2013-02-13   13:50:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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