Strong Buys Uh, breaker of dimes, this here's the Lamest-Duck
You printin' money Green-Al? C'mon
Uh, 24-7, fer sure, fer sure
By golly I'm printin' in your town, c'mon
Uh, yeah, you keep a printin' Green-Al
Yeah, we definitely got a need fer more good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us some strong buys
As gold shot to the moon, since the sixth of June
Our dollar's in a fog
Chopper-Ben had his woody on
An' Snow-Job sawin' logs
We were printin' fer bears with IOUs
'Bout a trillion past Shaky-Town
I sez Green-Al, this here's the Lamest-Duck
An' I'm about to knock precious metals down
Cause we got's precious metals strong buys, rockin' up tonight
Yeah we got's precious metals strong buys, ain't they a depressin' sight?
Come on an' break the strong buys, ain't gonna last another day!
We're gonna whack those _uckin' strong buys, save the USA
Strong buys
Strong buys
Uh, printin' Green-Al, this here's Lamest-Duck
Uh, wanna back off a that cash
Silver, 'bout 8 dollars now, we're rogered
"Junk" coins is gittin' too rich up here
By the time we all lived in Wal-Mart towns
We had eight trillion debt in all
But they's a conundrum over Maple Leafs
An' them bears was wall to wall
Yeah them doomers was thick as bugs over fiat
Even had a bear buyin' copper
I sez callin' all staff, this here's Lamest-Duck
We about to go a huntin' bears
Cause we got's precious metals strong buys, rockin' up tonight
Yeah we got's precious metals strong buys, ain't they a depressin' sight?
Come on an' break the strong buys, ain't gonna last another day!
We're gonna whack those _uckin' strong buys, save the USA
Strong buys
Strong buys
Uh, wanna give me an eta on that Green-Al?
Uh, negatory Green-Al, yer still printin'
Yeah, that debt is startin' to stop up my war plans
Mercy sakes, really better stop printin' it man
Well we backed up interstates due to oil
Tried to save what's left to bail
We stopped printin' M3's swindle sheets
An' left banks settin' up to fail
By the time it was goin' down
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Chinese an' Indian wealth guard
Buyin' those bullion bars an' rings fer freaks
An' coins of every size
Spendin' chicken feed to buy as bears
Chopper-Ben filled the skies
We were in a bind, an' we just went broke
Seems we run out of our luck
An' a billion trillion cash soon buys homes
Hauled in a wheelbarrow'd bus
Cheney-Monger, listen
You wanna explain to the public 'bout Condi-Rice-Burner's new plan?
Securin' transportation
They just aint' a gonna like it
Well we'll lay highways fer the south border
To help workers cross the line
We gotta tax all those who wouldn't care
But we won't get a doggone dime
I sez Green-Al, this here's Lamest-Duck
They just ain't a gonna pay no toll
They won't use the gate payin' ninety-eight
I sez, no way to withhold, no more
Cause we got's precious metals strong buys, rockin' up tonight
Yeah we got's precious metals strong buys, ain't they a depressin' sight?
Come on an' break the strong buys, ain't gonna last another day!
We're gonna whack those _uckin' strong buys, save the USA
Strong buys
Strong buys
Uh, no more Green-Al, what have you done?
Oh my god?!
Well they oughta know what to do with all that cash there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna send gold up from here
Don't think all those bugs will pass
Those bears aren't off our... tail
We gonna catch ya as I flip-flop
This here's the Lamest-Duck changin' sides
We gone
Strong buy?
Poster Comment:
This is not investment advice!