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Title: Fluctuations
Source: ZeroHedge
URL Source: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013- ... -margins-19-33#comment-3410138
Published: Apr 4, 2013
Author: Major Major Major
Post Date: 2013-04-04 20:02:54 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 244
Comments: 11

A Japanese guy walks into the NYC currency exchange with 5,000 yen and walks out with $52. Next week he walks in with 5,000 yen and gets $45. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations." The guy storms out, and just before slamming the door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"


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Fluc, that was flunny!

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#1. To: Esso, 4 (#0)

Have you any N. Korean jokes? Chairman FatDumb&Stupid is off his meds.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2013-04-04   20:16:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#1)

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-04-04   20:46:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#2)

Great.

Those guys couldn't get a bottle-rocket into SK, much less a nuke into Austin.

If we get nuked, it will be a Minot nuke.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-04-04   20:55:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Jethro Tull (#1) (Edited)

BE VERY AFRAID OF THE NK JUGGERNAUT!

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On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-04-04   20:56:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Lod (#3)

If we get nuked, it will be a Minot JIZ nuke.

Fixed.

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-04-04   21:02:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#0)

Fluc you Amelicans too!"

Actually, it's "ells" that Japanese omit, substituting "rs", such as, "That's a rot of gasorine!"

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2013-04-04   21:47:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Jethro Tull, 4um (#1)

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-04-05   8:07:53 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#7)

What the? did that really just happen? Did north korea just meme win the war?

__ There are only two kinds of americans left in the USA those opposed to the tyranny and those that are wrong. Resist propaganda, Support strict constitutional adherence!

titorite  posted on  2013-04-05   8:09:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Esso (#2)

LOL!! Great gif :)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2013-04-05   11:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Lod (#3)

The Boyz from Goldman SUCKS are nuking us good today!

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And THEY want our guns??

Ahhh...no thanks.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2013-04-05   11:32:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Jethro Tull, Esso, 4 (#10)

The Boyz from Goldman SUCKS are nuking us good today!

That's why I have zero in equities.

About 20 years ago, I thought I'd best get with the 401(K) program; within the year Fidelity lost all 2,500...that's when I decided that metals suited me better.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-04-05   11:52:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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