One of the finest gems that came out of yesterday’s testimony was the revelation that murderess Jodi Arias considers herself an intellectual equal to genius theoretical physicist Albert Einstein. Just take a moment to wrap your head around that. Having trouble? Let me help…
Remember that time award winning physicist Albert Einstein took pictures while he murdered someone? And then left both the camera and memory card at the scene of the crime? That was genius.
I also read that one time, shortly after discovering the theory of relativity and redefining the way we perceive the universe, Einstein stole a gun from his grandpa’s house, and used it on his ex days later, despite it already being reported missing to police.
And then, there was that time when his mass-energy equivalency formula became the most famous equation in the world (but before he discovered the laws of photoelectric effect that would lay the groundwork for quantum theory), when he denied seeing himself posing in crime scene photos placed right in front of him.
And I’m pretty sure that Jodi Arias had already won a Nobel prize and initiated the Manhattan Project when she cried amnesia regarding the details of that whole “knife attack” she had already blamed on intruders.
Yup. Genius.