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Miscellaneous See other Miscellaneous Articles Title: Disorder in the American Courts These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Poster Comment: In the trial I have been watching, State of Arizona v. Jodi Ann Arias, the woman who plays the role of a defense attorney is every bit as dumb as any of this would indicate. She asked one witness if he couldn't get any information from the victim who has been dead since 2008. Apparently the stupid bitch thought the witness could hold a seance and ask him questions. Unbelievable! Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 2.
#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Thanks for the laughs. I've seen most of these before years ago. Some have mutated a bit, but still funny.
You're welcome, glad you enjoyed 'em. Some people don't think it possible for lawyers to be quite as dumb as these quotes would make them appear but I've heard them say stuff as dumb and dumber (well, all except for that one about asking questions of a dead man, that about topped the cake).
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