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Title: Man uses spoon to break out of Russian maximum-security prison
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URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho ... security-prison-012749515.html
Published: May 9, 2013
Author: The Sideshow By Eric Pfeiffer, Yahoo! Ne
Post Date: 2013-05-09 05:08:53 by Tatarewicz
Keywords: None
Views: 306
Comments: 7

Russian officials say Oleg Topalov used only a spoon to escape from a maximum security prison (Federal Prison Supervision …

One man, using only a spoon, has escaped from one of Russia’s most infamous prisons.

Sky News reports that 33-year-old Oleg Topalov escaped from Matrosskaya Tishina, apparently by using a single spoon to dig a hole through his cell’s ceiling.

He is only the fourth person in 20 years to escape from the prison. Russian investigators have blamed Topalov’s escape on the prison staff, who they say engaged in a, "dishonest or careless attitude to their work that was made use of by the prisoner Topalov."

Topalov, who was sentenced for double murder and arms trafficking, used the spoon to create a hole in the cell’s roof, opened a ventilation shaft and then climbed to the prison’s roof, finally escaping over the building’s perimeter fence.

"Because of the building being run-down, Topalov had no difficulty in widening the vent of the air-shaft, through which he got to the prison’s roof,” Russian Federal Penitentiary Service representative Kristina Belousova told RIA Novosti. “Using sheets tied one to another he managed to go down the wall, then jump over the fence and run away.”

One unnamed witness says Topalov didn’t use sheets, but rather acquired rope from the prison’s psychiatric ward.

Prison officials described Topalov as “mentally unstable and liable to escape,” and have offered a “large reward” for his capture.

Interestingly, under Russian law, Topalov only faces an additional four years of incarceration if he is captured.

Reports said Topalov shared a cell with around seven other prisoners, though it’s unclear what role, if any, they played in his daring escape.

Matrosskaya Tishina was first opened in 1946 and is considered one of Russia’s most secure prisons. Over the years, it has been home to high-profile Russian prisoners, including Mikhail Khodorkovsky and Sergey Magnitsky.

Inmates and their cells are checked each day for illegal objects. Because of this strict enforcement policy, investigators say Topalov could only have used a spoon to make his escape attempt.

Prison service spokesman Sergei Tsygankov said Topalov had been singled out as someone who was likely to make a prison escape attempt. And while Russian officially typically are reluctant to provide details surrounding inmates, they have released pictures of Topalov to the public as part of their attempts to apprehend the former organized crime member.

The prison’s last known escape occurred in 2005, when convicted hitman Aleksandr Solonik used mountain climbing equipment provided to him by a prison officer to escape. The pair rappelled over the prison’s walls using 20 feet of rope and have not been seen in public since.

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#1. To: Tatarewicz (#0)

Reports said Topalov shared a cell with around seven other prisoners, though it’s unclear what role, if any, they played in his daring escape.

doh

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-05-09   8:24:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Tatarewicz (#0) (Edited)

yahoo.com article comments:

"ShawShank Redempski..."

"That's one hell of a steel spoon, obviously it wasn't made in china."

"....yes, but after escaping, the fugitive reached a fork in the road, and"

"'It's unclear what role, if any the seven other prisoners played in his daring escape'- looks to me like the 'role' they played was to sit there and say nothing while he dug through the ceiling! Duh!"

Edited for punctuation.

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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC

GreyLmist  posted on  2013-05-09   10:45:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: GreyLmist (#2)

So was it a 5' ceiling, or what?

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-05-09   14:16:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Lod (#3)

So was it a 5' ceiling, or what?

Possibly -- or maybe the breakthrough was a team effort that went something like this and there wasn't enough of them left after his escape to reach the ceiling:

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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC

GreyLmist  posted on  2013-05-09   14:30:59 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: GreyLmist (#4)

I don't believe that the Russians would broadcast a breakout from max lockdown with a spoon; I just don't.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-05-09   14:37:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Lod (#5)

I don't believe that the Russians would broadcast a breakout from max lockdown with a spoon; I just don't.

That's a puzzler but I suppose maybe it was determined that transparency about it would be beneficial to their free press imagery or something.

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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC

GreyLmist  posted on  2013-05-09   14:51:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: GreyLmist (#6)

...maybe it was determined that transparency about it would be beneficial to their free press imagery or something.

Please...like those guys care about that.

The whole story is just goofy (and next to impossible) to me.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-05-09   16:42:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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