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Title: ‘F**king Religious Idiots’: The CraigsList Ad (and Promotion) That Just Has to Be Seen to Be Believed
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URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/f-king-religi ... iots-craigslist-182010851.html
Published: May 10, 2013
Author: s
Post Date: 2013-05-10 18:11:03 by PSUSA2
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Views: 305
Comments: 9
A curious CraigsList post advertising a yard sale in Greer, South Carolina, is gaining some attention. Entitled "Help Get Godless Liberals Out of SC," the text, posted on May 9, proclaims that two individuals are attempting to move to California -- and they're using the sale as an opportunity to gain the necessary funds. But it's not your average amateur rummage bazaar; in particular, there are some intriguing caveats for religious people who plan to attend. "Preaching and proselytizing welcome, however it will cost you 10 cents a word to attempt to convert us," the announcement reads. "Mormons pay double. Mention Richard Dawkins and disavow the Holy Spirit will get you 10% off our already low prices." The premise of the sale is apparently to help "two godless liberals" get the money they need to make their move across the country. In an effort to court attendance, the announcement also says that anyone who comes to purchase the books and other random items will be "helping to make SC a little more red." Despite the liberal label, in an interview with TheBlaze, Pher Reinman, 38, the individual who posted the garage sale notice, explained that he is a libertarian. A screen shot of the CraigsList ad (Photo Credit: CraigsList) When reached by telephone and asked why he and his girlfriend are planning to move away from South Carolina, Reinman said that "the f**king religious idiots" are one of the reasons that they are leaving, as the culture where they reside is predominately Baptist -- something he openly lamented. Additionally, he claimed that his girlfriend was recently fired for being an atheist. It's not only non-theistic inclinations, though, at the center of Reinman's decision to leave South Carolina. He is polyamorous, meaning that he has more than one romantic partner. While he is married, he also has a girlfriend (the latter of which will be moving with him, while his wife plans to stay in South Carolina). Considering the conservative nature of the geographic area, his lifestyle isn't as accepted as he would like. As for the discount for anyone willing to disavow the Holy Spirit, Reinman said that he's more than willing to grant it, although he was merely quipping when he put it in his CraigsList post. "Honestly, yeah -- it's a joke, but, yeah, if they really want to do it I'll give a discount," he said. "Hell, I'll give it to them free." And what about the portion of the ad that decried anyone who would try and convert the non-believers? On that front, Reinman seemed a bit more serious. "If people come up here and try to do that, I will charge them 10 cents per word," he said, noting that he would also consider calling the police and and throwing them off his property. As for the responses he's received so far, he called them mainly positive. And for religious critics who may feel offense, he had a message: "They believe in an invisible sky wizard. I'm sorry. I don't care." function sendMessage (evt) { if(evt.data=="readyToReceiveTimer") document.getElementById(evt.source.name).contentWindow.postMessage(t_headstart,"*"); } if (window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener("message", sendMessage, false); } else { window.attachEvent("onmessage", sendMessage); }var t_art_body = new Date().getTime(); 
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#1. To: PSUSA2 (#0)
Last Warning! Do no bring such insane stuff here again. This is too off the wall to believe. Thanks. ;-) “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
What happened to my first warning? Nothing is too off the wall for someone to believe. Some even believe the bible is about "gods' love", ------------------------------------------ Can you demonstrate a single instance in history where incursion by LOL.......BIG NEWS! EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! BREAKING NEWS! AN IDIOT POSTED AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST. What's next? Are you going to post that fish swim in water? " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
You commented on it. So I can only suppose you have an interest in the topic. I can also post an article on fish swimming, just for you, since you seem to have some questions about it, ------------------------------------------ Can you demonstrate a single instance in history where incursion by More breaking news from that astute Craigslist source please. You have a whopping four posts on this article. People NEED to know. You can find THOUSANDS of articles about idiots posting ads EVERY DAY of the week! Non stop coverage 365/7! PSUSA2 you have hit the mother load of reporting on this all important, earth shattering, ground breaking, need to know topic! Carry on reporter! lol PS: Reporters do not suppose. They get the facts on ground breaking topics of titillating interest such as idiots posting ads on Craigslist. The sheer volume of posts on this thread indicates MASSIVE (hyperbole sells) interest! " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
lol That's 2 posts of yours here, thereby PROVING your MASSIVE interest in this topic. ------------------------------------------ Can you demonstrate a single instance in history where incursion by Yes, indeedy! It's 3 now.....count each one separately as if it were multiple people. I'll play along. You can count on me as I support more coverage of the Craigslist idiot ads. If I am questioned during an investigation I will testify that it was truly multiple people within one body and therefore must count as multiple people. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
Here you go. I go the extra mile to make women happy. I wonder why that doesn't get me laid more often? A question for the ages... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Earlier this year the website agreed to drop its "erotic services" section over claims that it promoted pornography, but otherwise the unmoderated, anything-goes ethos on which its success was built continues. Google easter eggs: 15 best hidden jokes Amazon hijacked: 10 funniest review threads The 10 weirdest eBay auctions Below we present a selection of some of the most bizarre adverts, requests and personals listed on the site - from the elderly woman looking for a lodger to live in her bathroom, to the man selling 1,300 Pope hats. While some were undoubtedly posted as pranks, they still reflect the spirit of a website that proudly keeps itself open to all internet life. 1) Ralph Nader chair "Yes, that's right. Ralph Nader, perennial Green Party candidate for the U.S. presidency MAY have sat in this very chair! It was used in his Washington, DC campaign headquarters until I purchased it on Craiglist several months ago. It has a nice red, commie upholstery and a sleek black plastic backing. The wheels don't function well, but that is a small price to pay for state control of the means of production." Related Articles 10 weirdest eBay auctions 15 Sep 2009 Google Suggest's 20 best suggestions 09 Sep 2009 2) I want some orange juice "I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you." 3) Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party "We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink." 4) Duck mask "Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way." 5) Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit "I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner." 6) Wanted: Pony "My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get a pony. If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession." 7) I have a huge bathroom "I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better." 8) Pope hats "Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of. The pope hats came from China and are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE). Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one." 9) Need someone to hide easter eggs in my apartment when im not home "I need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! They are small and filled with candy! I would like to find them myself on sunday! I am willing to pay! Serious inquiries only!" 10) Free couch, if you can bend time and/or space "I have a free couch for anyone who can get it back out of my room. It's a comfy couch, cool stripe velvet in great shape, impossibly uncomfortable sleeper, but otherwise easily worth $50-75 bucks in Craigslist land. So why am I listing in for free? Because I am pretty sure it is physically impossible to remove this thing from my second story bedroom down the narrow hallway, down the narrower staircase and out the front door of my little Victorian duplex." 11) I took your purse and felt a connection "Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me." 12) Looking for bridesmaids "So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn't matter....you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won't have to pay for a thing." 13) Do you have a small, incontinent dog? "Or perhaps you work for a small dog rescue of some sort. Either way, I have a package of small doggy diapers. I don't want to throw them out coz they are pretty expensive. (as someone with a small, incontnent dog would already know). Please don't try to put them on a cat. It won't work. Trust me." 14) My teeth "I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you." 15) Disgruntled American seeks Canadian for political asylum, maybe more "Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care." 16) Autographed copy of Plato's Republic "1st edition of The Republic signed by its author. There is of course a reasonable amount of wear and tear, (light highlighting and underlining, dog-eared pages, back cover missing, etc.), but it is in overall good condition considering its age." 17) Ferocious attack kitten "This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house." 18) Free - international ketchup packet collection "This is a collection of ketchup packets from around the world. approximately 25 countries are represented here, including japan, finland, estonia, greenland, brazil, and portugal. none of the packets have been opened and they are labeled with their home country. Collection comes in decorative box with ducks on it." 19) Personal texting assistant "I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only." 20) 300 stuffed penguins "I'm going through a pretty weird time in my life right now--having just gone through a break-up and graduated college and temporarily living in my parents' house before I move out for good in in the fall, though I remain unemployed because my philosophy degree is at *such* a premium--and sifting through my room (which has become a strange amalgam of my adolescence and burgeoning adulthood), it's been brought to my attention that I probably won't "catch a man" or have anyone believe I'm about to turn 23 with 300 penguins and a bunch of purple furniture around, that looking at my current room one might think some sort of 13-year-old with developmental issues is living here." ------------------------------------------ Can you demonstrate a single instance in history where incursion by
#2. To: Lod (#1)
8 miles high and falling fast
#3. To: Lod (#1)
niggers blacks has resulted in excellence, prosperity, or improvement owing to their presence, inventiveness, or disposition?
#4. To: PSUSA2, all (#3)
Nothing is too off the wall for someone to believe.
#5. To: abraxas (#4)
niggers blacks has resulted in excellence, prosperity, or improvement owing to their presence, inventiveness, or disposition?
#6. To: PSUSA2 (#5)
You commented on it. So I can only suppose you have an interest in the topic.
#7. To: abraxas (#6)
The sheer volume of posts on this thread indicates MASSIVE (hyperbole sells) interest!
niggers blacks has resulted in excellence, prosperity, or improvement owing to their presence, inventiveness, or disposition?
#8. To: PSUSA2 (#7)
That's 2 posts of yours here, thereby PROVING your MASSIVE interest in this topic.
#9. To: abraxas (#8)
niggers blacks has resulted in excellence, prosperity, or improvement owing to their presence, inventiveness, or disposition?
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