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Title: The Lone Ranger
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Published: Jun 21, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-06-21 12:24:06 by X-15
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto go into town to get supplies and stop in at the local bar for a cold one. While in the bar a gentleman comes running in frantic and says "Who owns that white horse tied up out front?" Lone Ranger says "That's mine- Why?" Gentleman says "Cause it's lying on the ground all foaming at the mouth". Lone Ranger runs outside and finds that his horse, Silver, has overheated. He moves the horse closer to the water trough, but Silver still doesn't look too good. Gentleman says "I think he needs some air circulated around him." Lone Ranger says "Tonto. Run around Silver to stir up a breeze" Sure enough Tonto begins running and the Lone Ranger goes back inside to finish his cold one. Short time later another gentleman comes running into the bar and says "Who owns that white horse out front?" The Lone Ranger says "Not again. NOW what is wrong?" Second gentleman says "Not much, but I think you left your injun running" :)
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#1. To: X-15 (#0)
Grooooaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! :-p
One day while the Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding, the Lone Ranger begins to have severe abdominal pain and dismounts Silver to run behind a large rock. In his urge to relieve his pain he doesn’t notice that he squats down on a huge rattle snake that bites him on the butt. The Lone Ranger begins to scream in excruciating pain and yells to Tonto that he has been bitten on the butt by a rattle snake and to race back into town and get the doctor. When Tonto arrives in town the doctor is delivering a baby and can’t leave but instructs Tonto that he must suck the poison from the wound of the Lone Ranger to save his life. On his return, Tonto repeats the instructions over and over, “Suck poison from wound, suck poison from wound” until he finally reaches the Long Ranger. He dismounts and races to the Long Ranger who immediately asks where the doctor is. Tonto tells him that he was delivering a baby and could not leave the patient. So the Lone Ranger asks, “What did he say?” While still repeating, “Suck poison from wound, suck poison from wound” to himself, he notices the Lone Rangers swollen rear end. He looks directly into the Lone Rangers eyes and says “He say ... you gonna die Kemo Sabe.” “Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele “The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb “I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
A rare glimpse of the Hebrew Lone Ranger.
Blasphemy!!!
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