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Title: Alien, Feline Rug Munchers are Sinful!
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The evil out there
URL Source: http://www.needmymeds.com
Published: Nov 27, 2005
Author: Me, of course..
Post Date: 2005-11-27 20:56:34 by Jhoffa_
Keywords: Munchers, Sinful!, Alien,
Views: 527
Comments: 9
Friends, I come here to warn you of a supra-natural threat to our society.. Of course, I am refering to Alien, Lesbian Kittens. Yeah, sure.. Who doesn't like to see two half naked kitties roll around in Jello? Well, don't let a pair of boobs (or two, or four) fool you. They're the alien menace that's now upon us. They're here, they're queer and they hate men. Alien, Lesbian Kitties are nothing new.. We've been visited for centuries.. In their quest to rid the earth of men, they've willingly taken part in some of the greatest criminal acts in history. And they are corrupting our current system of government. Urging Wars, famines and unchecked hedonism. They are corrupting our computer networks and informational databases. The came from deep space, light years from our Galaxy.. After being driven from their home planet for their lustful ways.. They swore an oath to homosexual perversion.. And began to quietly infiltrate our cities.. Sometimes posing as decent, moral, heterosexual animals, if need be. And, if necessary.. displacing the native animal population to feed their lust for sin. They came for our women.. Of this there is no question. The Evidence is clear.. This threat cannot be overstated.. for without our women, we cannot breed. And mankind will soon cease to exist.. The solution is clear. We must rid ourselves of this menace for, for our own sake. Remember, gentle reader, the lessons we've learned.. Above all things, it's not "Okay" to be Gay. 
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#3. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)
I guess the kitten is in disguise with Capt Kirk :P
#5. To: Zipporah (#3)
That really is awful, isn't it.. LOL!
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