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Title: Alien, Feline Rug Munchers are Sinful!
Source: The evil out there
URL Source: http://www.needmymeds.com
Published: Nov 27, 2005
Author: Me, of course..
Post Date: 2005-11-27 20:56:34 by Jhoffa_
Keywords: Munchers, Sinful!, Alien,
Views: 306
Comments: 9

Friends, I come here to warn you of a supra-natural threat to our society.. Of course, I am refering to Alien, Lesbian Kittens.

Yeah, sure.. Who doesn't like to see two half naked kitties roll around in Jello?

Well, don't let a pair of boobs (or two, or four) fool you. They're the alien menace that's now upon us.

They're here, they're queer and they hate men.

Alien, Lesbian Kitties are nothing new.. We've been visited for centuries..

In their quest to rid the earth of men, they've willingly taken part in some of the greatest criminal acts in history.

And they are corrupting our current system of government. Urging Wars, famines and unchecked hedonism.

They are corrupting our computer networks and informational databases.

The came from deep space, light years from our Galaxy..

After being driven from their home planet for their lustful ways..

They swore an oath to homosexual perversion..

And began to quietly infiltrate our cities..

Sometimes posing as decent, moral, heterosexual animals, if need be.

And, if necessary.. displacing the native animal population to feed their lust for sin.

They came for our women.. Of this there is no question.

The Evidence is clear..

This threat cannot be overstated.. for without our women, we cannot breed.

And mankind will soon cease to exist..

The solution is clear.

We must rid ourselves of this menace for, for our own sake.

Remember, gentle reader, the lessons we've learned.. Above all things, it's not "Okay" to be Gay.

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#1. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

hilarious - but you really shouldn't show those naked cats on the internet like that. That's kitty-porn. You can be sent up the river for that you know - you better be careful - I'll report you.

Red Jones  posted on  2005-11-27   21:01:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Red Jones (#1)

But, they're all over 18 in cat years!

Dubya to the serfs: "It's Raining!"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-11-27   21:01:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

I guess the kitten is in disguise with Capt Kirk :P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-11-27   21:07:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy

82Marine89  posted on  2005-11-27   21:08:23 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Zipporah (#3)

That really is awful, isn't it..

LOL!

Dubya to the serfs: "It's Raining!"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-11-27   21:16:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

That is very funny, very cute, though I'm not quite sure how that last Star Trek photo is suppose to fit in.

I like the one of the little kitty with the pair of symbols by the big sleeping kitty's ears.

Whoever put this together did a good job, it's very clever and cute. It reminds me of that poster mars atttacks who was a scream, that poster did some really funny stuff!

Diana  posted on  2005-11-27   22:31:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Diana (#6)

Hi, Diana.. Hope you are well, dear.

That's the right way to do it! Heterosexual all the way!

Don't let those perverse kitties fool you into thinking otherwise!

Yeah, they did.. I thought it was hysterical also.

I didn't do the photoshopping, I just added the text.

Dubya to the serfs: "It's Raining!"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-11-27   22:40:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

ROTFLMFAO!!

That is adorable.

Thank you for posting it..

Lady X  posted on  2005-11-27   22:45:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

Yes your a funny dude.

A K A Stone  posted on  2005-11-28   0:29:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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