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Published: Jun 29, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-06-29 22:06:31 by James Deffenbach
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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy ambassador at a very expensive restaurant in New York.

The ambassador was so enthralled by her beauty that he asked her to marry him. The secretary knew she couldn't insult a foreign dignitary, so she decided to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you under three conditions."

"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72-karat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

The ambassador picked up his cell phone, called his personal accountant, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons, along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal brokers in New York and France, and said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

I love fairy tales...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-06-29   22:18:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

That is one of the better ones I have read recently.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-06-29   23:37:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach, Lod (#2)

When i heard it 40 years ago it was a Texas oilman "Oh no! ..... Honey! Good news! I just talked to the doctor, he says he'll cut it down to any size you want. Classic.

“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele

“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb

“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm  posted on  2013-06-30   0:40:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Hmmmmm (#3)

That's funny too. Thanks.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-06-30   0:52:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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