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Title: A Funny for You
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Published: Aug 12, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-08-12 10:15:54 by James Deffenbach
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#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
A bank robber is robbing a bank, before he can get away his mask slips exposing his face.
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties the man to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife ... “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes ... He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds ... “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear... he told me that he’s gay, that he thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too "...
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He asks the teller "Did you see my face?"
"Yes" she replies. Bang!
The robber shoots her dead, then asks the next teller "Did you see my face?"
"No! I assure you I did not" stated the second teller "But my husband did, that's him right over there."
#3. To: Hmmmmm, JD, 4 (#2)
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