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Title: The Way Turtle Once Proposed Marriage
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Published: Aug 16, 2013
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2013-08-16 14:47:57 by Turtle
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Comments: 8

To see if her father had a sense of humor I asked, "How much for your daughter? I have two goats."

He wanted three goats.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

I woulda said keep the goats just taker her.


Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit, because he doesn't come over your property and break your windows. - Dave Hebel Black Denim Jackets and Vests

Critter  posted on  2013-08-16   14:50:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

You should have kept the goats and lived happily ever after...until you had to acquire replacement goats.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-08-16   21:15:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#2)

Turtles first love was a worn out shoe he found along the road.

Cynicom  posted on  2013-08-16   21:25:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Cynicom, YT (#3)

Turtle's first love was a worn out shoe he found along the road.

You'll always remember the first.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-08-16   21:30:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Cynicom (#3)

Turtles first love was a worn out shoe he found along the road.

Sacrificing a goat is good for casting spells to make your toenails grow backwards.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-08-16   21:44:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-17   2:03:16 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#0)

"How much for your daughter? I have two goats."

He wanted three goats.

Come on, man.

Not trying to falsely elevate your expectations or anything, but you should set your sights a little higher.

At the very least, you deserve someone worth a donkey.

It's the bankers fault !

Buzzard  posted on  2013-08-17   8:23:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Turtle (#0)

I have two goats

Turtle's harem........

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2013-08-17   11:05:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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