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Title: Na.ked Spinsters in Nigerian church
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URL Source: http://www.nairaland.com/651953/4-naija-ladies-looking-husband
Published: Aug 16, 2013
Author: staff
Post Date: 2013-08-16 15:22:42 by Horse
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Views: 134
Comments: 4

A mysterious church with bizarre mode of worship is gaining popularity in Onitsha, Anambra state as many single ladies are flocking to it at night especially on Fridays for weekly prayers to hook-up young men. According to investigations, the church known as Canaan Land Deliverance Church a.k.a Land of Miracles is located at Oraukwu hall, Fegge Onitsha & operates @ night mostly on weekend, especially on Fridays when they usually perform deliverance night. It was gathered that the owner of the “church” Pastor Ekenechukwu Chukwunyerem is an ex-drug addict, a convicted man. Investigations show that the church forces single girls seeking marriage to strip unclothed in an open church what they termed “breaking of marriage curses”.

These single ladies who are mostly aged forties & above, before being allowed to participate in d deliverance session are compelled to pay a consultation fee of N50,000:00 & after, miracles fees of N200,000:00 and above, depending on the caliber of husband that the lady is looking for. Those seeking wealthy & international businessmen are charged N200, 000 which will be paid on four installments depending on an individual’s financial capacity. For those seeking for an average wealthy man, you pay 120,000. Those paying on installment are forced to take oath with the pastor using their menstrual blood which the pastor will collect & keep. If the individual refuses to pay, she will be visited with barrenness or instant death. Further investigation showed that the hallmark of these deliverance sessions is the pastor’s anointing of foreheads & private parts of these ladies proclaiming that any man who comes in contact with them that the Olive oil will glue them together, making them inseparable.

The church also is said to have a fantastic prices for other spiritual services they render. According to a prominent worshipper (a popular Onitsha transporter) who has left the church that people looking for the fruit of the womb are charged fees ranging from N250, 000 & above. While the church charged those looking for house spiritual cleansing is N100, 000 & above which must be preceded by a generous thanksgiving. He also said that those seeking for job are charged N50,000 & above depending on the nature of job. Those for prosperity in business is N100,000& above depending on the business but these are strictly on the condition under an oath that whatever proceeds from such is the property of the church

http://www.codewit.com/africa/2687-unclothed-spinsters-in-nigerian-church

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#1. To: Horse (#0) (Edited)

Horse, this may be the most bizarre site that you've ever uncovered.

www.codewit.com/africa/26...nsters-in-nigerian-church

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-08-16   15:49:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod, Horse, 4um (#1)

Where the hell is the damn pictures?????????

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-08-16   16:52:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso, Horse, naked spinsters, 4 (#2)

Let's not go there, please.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-08-16   16:55:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse (#0)

This is the closest I can find to a working link:

www.leyeomole.com/2011/04...s-in-nigerian-church.html

(a reasonably attractive young woman in a white bra). It contains a non-working link.

While a church is a good place to find a marriage partner, I think emphasizing the purely physical aspects is inappropriate. I also suspect that some of those Nigerian spinsters would, if seen naked, pretty much kill off heterosexual impulses.

Shoonra  posted on  2013-08-17   13:16:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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