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Title: Why All Women Should Want to Have Sex with Turtle
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UncleBob's Treehouse
URL Source: http://uncabob.blogspot.com/2013/08 ... n-should-want-to-have-sex.html
Published: Aug 22, 2013
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2013-08-22 10:21:08 by Turtle
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Views: 421
Comments: 16
"If we could castrate all scoundrels, and shut up all stupid geese in monasteries and give persons of noble character a whole harem and provide men, and indeed complete men, for all maidens of mind and understanding, a generation would soon arise what would produce a better age than that of Pericles." - Schopenhauer. All women should be ecstatic to have sex with me. It’d be good, in fact great, for the world. (As a aside, in some cases, it’d be better for the women, and in others better for me…but that’s another story). Well, actually not all women. The fat, ugly and stupid ones should be sterilized, along with short men. It’d be okay if fat, ugly and stupid women married short men, as long as both were sterilized. It’s not like I want people to be alone and unhappy. I just don’t want to them to have kids. It would also be better if these people were forced to live in a state by themselves. It’s not like I want to look at them, either. I figure people can be bred like dogs, within certain parameters. And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking, it’d be best if my descendents took over the world. Which means, actually, all smart, funny, good-looking and fairly tall women should be mobbing me because they’d want to have sex with me, get pregnant, and have thousands of kids by me. We’d have as close to Utopia as we’re going to get in this world. Yet I'm not being mobbed. I can only conclude... ...People are retarded. Except for people like me, of course. I remember years ago reading an article that the reason the boxer Mike Tyson had bodyguards was not to keep men away from him, but women. Apparently hundreds were throwing themselves at him. I thought, what is wrong with these women? Tyson is ugly, stupid, and about as mature as a four-year-old. Why were these women after him? Because he’s rich and famous? That trumps all the rest of the stuff about him? Blech! Now these women are perfect examples of ones who should not be allowed to reproduce, even if you have to sterilize them. I doubt the IQs of 99.99% of them are less than 100. The average IQ is 100. That means half the people in this country have IQs of less than 100. Oh my God! Neuter them!! Otherwise the world will end up like the story, “The Marching Morons” or the movie, Idiocracy. But even a high IQ is not enough. There are all sorts of high-IQ people at Harvard, Yale and Princeton, yet almost all of them are lacking in character, which is why they go to work for the federal government. They’re worse than worthless. They’re dangerous. Smartness is only good when good character is involved. And that’s me! In a fair world I would have 200 wives – all of them smart, funny, witty, and knowledgeable. And good-looking. Then each would have two kids – 400 descendents! Why, in about 100 years, what with the forced sterilizations of the Yechs! my descendents will take over the world. Just imagine – all of the problems that plague humanity, they’d all be mostly gone. All the retards would disappear and the world would be populated by the noble, that is, me and my descendents. And people tell me there are no answers. Ha! How little they know
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Is this from The Onion?
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit, because he doesn't come over your property and break your windows. - Dave Hebel Black Denim Jackets and Vests
#2. To: Critter (#1)
I order you to staple your testicles to the floor. Is this from The Onion?
"Have Brain, Will Travel
#3. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)
A large dose of vanity with a dash of misogyny goes a long ways for Turtle.
-Alex Kurtagic
#4. To: X-15 (#3)
So you're dissin' Turtle too, huh? My pug hasn't had any testicles for a long time, so you might want to find a titanium codpiece. A large dose of vanity with a dash of misogyny goes a long ways for Turtle.
"Have Brain, Will Travel
#5. To: X-15, Turtle (#3)
I think there's a shot of swamp juice in that soup also. XXX! Cheers. ; ] A large dose of vanity with a dash of misogyny goes a long ways for Turtle
Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.
#6. To: Turtle (#4)
You just wait, She Who Wears Warrior-Toe Ninja Shoes will come along and tell you how it is!! And she's not scared of your fat little pug, either!!!
-Alex Kurtagic
#7. To: Turtle (#0)
I think this one might be wanting her some Turtle.
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#8. To: Critter (#1)
LOL! That's probably the reason my computer refuses to allow me to browse at The Onion. Is this from The Onion?
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
Now these women are perfect examples of ones who should not be allowed to reproduce, even if you have to sterilize them. I doubt the IQs of 99.99% of them are less than 100. As I've been forced to point out to you on previous occasions Turtle, proofreading is your friend !!! Seeing that these simple disparities occur so frequently in your screeds, you should consider the possibility that your telomeres are considerably more frayed than you'd care to admit. Consequently an earth populated with the progeny such a Turtle could never approach the utopian status you envision. Perhaps you could set your sights on something a little more attainable, such as blowing the worlds biggest soap bubble. I thought, what is wrong with these women? Tyson is ugly, stupid, and about as mature as a four-year-old. Why were these women after him? Because he’s rich and famous? That trumps all the rest of the stuff about him? Blech!
#10. To: Buzzard, Turtle (#9)
Or busting blocks of ice with his head. Perhaps you could set your sights on something a little more attainable, such as blowing the worlds biggest soap bubble.
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#11. To: Buzzard (#9)
You talking smack about Turtle? Talking smack about Turtle can lead to things so horrible I don't even know what they are. I doubt the IQs of 99.99% of them are less than 100.
"Have Brain, Will Travel
#12. To: X-15 (#6)
your fat little pug
"Have Brain, Will Travel
#13. To: Turtle, X-15 (#11)
My pug hasn't had any testicles for a long time More substantiation of the reports that owners and their companion animals tend to develop a similar appearance. ; ) ....talking smack about Turtle....
#14. To: Turtle, abraxas, Farmfriend (#0)
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 | "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus. |
#15. To: Turtle (#0)
Why All Women Over Three Hundred Pounds With Brain Damage Want to Have Sex with Turtle A few words missing in the title, Turtle. You're welcome! Glad I could help you fix the omission and provide clarity to your content. : ) Why All Women Should Want to Have Sex with Turtle
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
#16. To: Turtle, abraxas (#15)
See there, Turtle?? Good luck hunting beached whales at 'last call', I guess they need 'love', too......did Herman Melville base "Ahab" upon a chance encounter with you?? Hahahahaha!!!
-Alex Kurtagic
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